: And, then eventually referred to me at a Circuit Assembly as the Chief Apostate of the Pacific Northwest
Good grief! The Watchtower Printing Corporation has to have classes and sub-classes for EVERYTHING! They now have a sub-class of the "apostate" class: "Chief Apostate!" Next there will be a Governing Body of Apostates, Branch Apostate Overseers, District Apostates, Circuit Apostates, Special Pioneer Apostates, Pioneer Apostates and R&F Apostates. Some apostates will be very spiritually weak, others in the demonized class; there will be regular apostates, irregular apostates and inactive apostates. Only qualified apostates will be allowed to run mics at apostofests, and only apostates with years of faithful service will be eligible for apostate charity. If an apostate is not doing his or her research, they are not "reaching out" and will be judged accordingly. Apostate Circuit Overseers will duly make notes about such people and duly send them back to Apostate Central in triplicate.
The society better order several new floors worth of filing cabinets to keep track of all those classes. Imagine all that new freaking paperwork they'll have to manage just to track of us and clases of us!
That is too funny!
Farkel