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  Don't leave Jehovah's table

  by oppgirl63 in

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  a couple of nights ago my roomie gave me a dvd to play.

  she said it was from her sisters.

  well i jump up and put in the dvd thinking it was from her physical sisters (they are all hotties).

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  RollerDave

  Some table, when you complain about the food, you find yourself ON the table with your feet shackled on one end, and your arms stretched above you by ropes leading to a large winch drum.

  They lever that drum another click every time you object.

  As for the kitchen, too bad Gordon Ramsey only does literal food! Would Ray Franz be the 'spiritual Gordon Ramsey?'

  Can you picture him there? shouting at Teddy....

  'Outdated doctrines? FlipFlops? End-Time date setting? Mind control?!?!? You're gonna KILL SOMEBODY! That's IT! The EFFING KITCHEN is CLOSED!'

  As for this talk on DVD, is it online anywhere?

  I need a good laugh.

  RD
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  I am sitting here drinking coffee...

  by momzcrazy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  and starting my day off beautifully.

  in the short time i have been here i have become addicted!

  why is it that after the coffee is brewed, the computer goes on?

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  RollerDave

  Momcrazy,

  I know the feeling!

  Here I am about to go for my second cup.

  I do the same routine, but just start later than most.

  RD
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  tell the board some embarrassing secret from where you live

  by ninja in

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  2. friends

  ladies and gentlemen....i give you.....the krankies

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  RollerDave

  Hey, Gopher, you covered the classics, but we have so many modern embarrassments that shouldn't be overlooked!

  I'll stick to nationally known embarrassments, so local disgraces like Amy Klobuchar, DFL Don Shelby, and Betty McCollum will not do.

  Fortunately we have Al Franken AKA Stuart Smalley, who is lame enough, liberal enough, and doggone it, people can't STAND him!

  Then there's Jesse the Mouth Ventura, Truly embarrassing indeed!

  And let's not forget the truly disgraceful Garrison Keilor, and his horrific Scary Hobo Companion. Gross.

  I hear that these guys are from here, and I just feel like denying that I am.

  Pretty bad.

  RD
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  What are you doing tonight/weekend?

  by KW13 in

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  2. friends

  tonight i am going to be driving down to st. helens (not far from liverpool) with an aunt to drop off her car at a friends garage and then coming back with her, fortunately her friend is lending her a car otherwise we'd be stuck there lol.. saturday i am going to a bon-fire with family minus mum and stepdad (don't get me wrong i wish they were there).. sunday - no idea.... .

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  TONIGHT: I went and got the Apostatruck washed, then shammied it dry while waiting for Ang to get outta work. Now we're home, and I'm gonna play some Far Cry, prolly talk to Matilda on the phone some more, she's finally getting to visit this weekend.

  SATURDAY: Not sure what I'm doing until 4 or so when me, Beck, and Gopher will be going to the meetup in the Apostatruck.

  SUNDAY: We're gonna try to hit the China Chef for lunch with Angie and Frodo, Matilda, MoS and anyone else who wants to show. In the evening, me and Beck will prolly watch some movies on the plasma or some tv shows from the DVR.

  It'd be nice to work in a trip to Costco, but I'm not seeing where it'd fit.

  Later,

  RD
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  Everyone say hi to VoidEater

  by Gopher in

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  2. friends

  voideater joined us in the last couple days, and he has put up some very thoughtful and interesting posts.. so everyone say hello!

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  and voideater: i hope you will share more of your story -- it sounds like you have a very good one to tell..

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  RollerDave

  Hey, VoidEater!

  Welcome!

  What kinds of voids do you eat?

  I like the ones with a donut wrapped around em, myself.

  Have fun JWDing!

  RD
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  Help needed: Killing the 'The light gets brighter' argument?

  by jah1914 in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  so after the revelation study last night where the paragraph was talking about how russell's interpertation of revelation basically didn't work and got discarded, my wife comments with the same old,"the light gets brigther, that's why i respect fds because at least they will change when they figure out something is wrong.

  " (insert vomit here) afterwards, me and the book study conductor(i have to at least give him credit, he is someone i can talk to freely about my questions and he has not,as of yet, turned me in) got into a discussion of what 'the light gets brighter' really means.

  he basically says so the brothers have made changes, so what?

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  Damn!

  After reading the original post, I had responses in mind, but kept reading.

  As I scrolled down, my pointd were covered one by one by others until here I am with nothing left!

  This site is such an awesome source of info and opinion!

  I would only add that if the tutor was trying to solve 6+6 and came up with 66, then 10, then 15, then 36, and finally 12...

  why would he refer to 66, 10, 15, and 36 ans 'previous truths?'

  were they EVER true?

  RD
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  The Un-Funny Truth about Scientology......... [some graphic pictures here]

  by AK - Jeff in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  and you thought being a jw left a bad taste in your mouth.

  watch this;.

  http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/.

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  RollerDave

  Wow!

  What a video!

  Kinda spells it out, don't it?

  my favorite anti-sciebtology site is operation clambake, you can just drop that in google if you want.

  They have discussion forums there too.

  Enturbulator 009 does a ton of crazy hilarious (tho not safe for kids) songs about the scientologists.

  They are mostly hiphop, but they are honestly good. I actually listen to some of em on CD in the apostatruck from time to time.

  they are a free download at http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pageartist.cfm?bandID=23466

  Thanks for the video, and try not to blast "if they can't take a joke" at full volume when the dubs show up at your door, it is tempting, I know.

  RD
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  Am I In A Judicial Loophole? - advice please....

  by Juniper in

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  2. friends

  i hope everyone is doing well.. .

  is there anyone out there well-versed in the 'shepherd' book and judicial proceedings?.

  a wee bit o' background..... i have been 'out' for about 3 years now.

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  RollerDave

  Complete strangers with no publisher record card, no congregation file, no association with any congregation and not claiming to be an active JW will not be hunted down and disfellowshipped.

  I was, sorta.

  Dubs visited someone staying with me, caught a glimpse of CoC, and were ready to convene a JC until they were corrected of their misapprehension that I had ever actually been baptized.

  I had no association, no card, was not living as one, and was barely known to them.

  It might not be supposed to happen, but I have seen that it is NOT impossible.

  RD
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  Two kinds of Witnesses--and explanation of the Governing Body

  by B_Deserter in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've come to realize there are two kinds of witnesses: the idealists and the legalists.

  the idealists are the typical rank and file.

  they believe firmly in the ideal that the watchtower society is directed by god, and the motives of the jw clergy are nothing but spiritual.

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  RollerDave

  Wow.

  Legalists, and idealists.....

  I think you summed it all up very succinctly, yet without leaving anything un addressed.

  I am adopting this terminology from now on.

  Thanks,

  RD
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  What about letters to Michel Moore for documentary?

  by tula in

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  we had to stomach knocking.. why can't we get some media exposure on truth about the truth?.

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  RollerDave

  Michael Moore?!?!?

  Haven't we all had enough dishonesty and misrepresentation from the WTS?

  Why take a huge crap all over our credibility by enlisting someone at least as greedy and dishonest as the WTS?

  There's gotta be a better way!

  RD