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  OUR BOREDOM MINISTRY #4: Beware of pagan winter customs!

  by processor in

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  2. friends

  here is another issue of our boredom ministry.

  beware of pagan winter customs: are winter tires and light for christians?.

  being as angels in the heavens: what did jesus mean when he said that resurrected ones would not marry?.

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  winter tires not meant of true christians!!!
  
  boy would that keep them out of field service

  Actually no. The famous pioneer sister of our town (I think she's a regular pioneer for 20 years now or so and known all over the circuit) usually does not have winter tires at her car. When I still was an elder, I even found that irresponsibly because she always took little children into the ministry.

  Since she is rather stingy, her summer tires might also be a good excuse to ask others (who have winter tires) to take her in their car.
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  OUR BOREDOM MINISTRY #4: Beware of pagan winter customs!

  by processor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  here is another issue of our boredom ministry.

  beware of pagan winter customs: are winter tires and light for christians?.

  being as angels in the heavens: what did jesus mean when he said that resurrected ones would not marry?.

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  Here is another issue of OUR BOREDOM MINISTRY.

  http://svhelden.kilu.de/pdf/obm_04_2008.pdf

  All of my publications can be found here: http://svhelden.gmxhome.de/e
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  THE WITCHTOWER 11/2009: Who is the King of the North?

  by processor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the november 2009 issue of the witchtower is available for download now.. .

  who is the king of the north?

  who is the king from daniel's prophecy, and how does he affect our lifes?.

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  What's next?

  Some articles that have not been translated yet are:

  • The donkey class in the time of the end
  • How alcohol helped me to face times of distress
  • The Three Kings and their modern antitype

  There is also a book on Revelation ("Babylon the Great has fallen - Has she hurt herself?") and a series "The prophecy of the Brothers Grimm - Light for All Mankind." Maybe I find time to translate these in the next month.
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  THE WITCHTOWER 11/2009: Who is the King of the North?

  by processor in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the november 2009 issue of the witchtower is available for download now.. .

  who is the king of the north?

  who is the king from daniel's prophecy, and how does he affect our lifes?.

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  The November 2009 issue of The Witchtower is available for download now.

  http://svhelden.kilu.de/pdf/witchtower_11_2009.pdf

  All of my publications can be found here: http://svhelden.gmxhome.de/e
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  Joke Awake titles

  by highdose in

  1. social
  2. humour

  in honer of a privious thread i thought about trying out some stupid awake titles.

  am sure everyone else will do better but here goes.... awake!

  cars horns- is it christlike to honk them?.

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  Defecation - When will it end?

  Actually, in will end in paradise. This is a rough translation of the article from Das Goldene Zeitalter (German version of The Golden Age), February 1924 issue:

  Should we expect that the in the Golden Age, the intake of food will continue in the present way and hence also feces are excreted? Or does the electric ring purify these embarrassing processes?
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  First, we want to prepend two additional questions to yours: Should we assume that the human couple emerged from the creator’s master hand – Adam and Eve – in their perfect condition and the superb environment were subjected to these sense-disturbing processes? Could man really be considered as a kinglike being as long as his metabolism functions that way? … The garden of delight that was specifically prepared for them by the creator provided only perfect food which divine love and wisdom had chosen for them – fruit and herb perfectly adjusted to their organism; the whole ingestion could be absorbed by the body to the very last atom, and there were no poisons or unusable substances to remove. But then the catastrophe came, the fall and the eviction from the wonderful garden into an inhospitable wilderness. … Despite the wonderful mechanism of adaption and the amazing efficiency regarding the chemical transformation of the food substances that was provided by the creator, the body laboratory was unable to utilize everything; hence there was waste matter that had to be excreted under all circumstances. ... From this viewpoint, these “processes” constitute a side effect of the death penalty imposed on Adam and his descendants that will likely disappear with its repeal in the Golden Age.

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  Awake! Is Sleep Overrated?

  The new Witchtower issue will cover that topic. Here's a preprint: http://svhelden2.kilu.de/stayawake.pdf

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  Why thinking for yourself can be fatal!

  That also has been covered in the first Witchtower issue.
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  Joke Awake titles

  by highdose in

  1. social
  2. humour

  in honer of a privious thread i thought about trying out some stupid awake titles.

  am sure everyone else will do better but here goes.... awake!

  cars horns- is it christlike to honk them?.

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  Hey ... that are many suggestions for future Witchtower articles!
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  Did Chuck Russell predict Global Warming ?????

  by wobble in

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  2. beliefs

  at the end of the wikipedia article on c.t russell it mentions that he said the earths temperature would rise, ice sheets would melt etc.

  and quotes the zions watchtower articles that put forth this theory.. on this forum it is often contended that the wt never got a single prediction right, but it rather looks as though old chazzer got one thing right amongst all his other looney stuff that was 100% wrong.. or does it mean, going on his record, that global warming will not happen coz charlie russell said it would ?.

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  this forum it is often contended that the WT never got a single prediction right

  There's another prediction from the October 15, 1919 Golden Age that has fulfilled:

  
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  Scans of Informant

  by chasson in

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  informant april, 1945. informant may, 1945.

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  1942: Done
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  Second Russian Court Rules Against Jehovah's Witnesses

  by Kenneson in

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  "altai court condemns jehovah's witnesses for 'extremism' ".

  http://www.asianews.it/index.php?l=en&art=16505&size=a.

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  Maybe they view it as some type of religious "pornography."

  Isn't it that?

  Awake! 1/22 1971 p. 16:
  
  The word ["pornography"] comes from the Greek pornográphos, which literally means ‘harlot writing’ or ‘the writing of prostitutes.’

  Who is constantly writing of "the great harlot?"
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  Questions Young People Really Ask

  by wouldacouldashoulda in

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  i currently work for the writing committee of the gb and have been asked to write an update to questions young people ask funnily called questions young people really ask.. .

  could you give me some questions to start exploring?.

  w.

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  processor

  You might find some thoughts in this publication