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  Worst Kingdom Melody lyrics- your votes?

  by JimmyPage in

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  my votes for worst kingdom melody lyrics: song 125- "jehovah is on my side" (try singing these lyrics without laughing like beavis and butthead): "i know that in this crucial hour my faith will yet be tested/ around me swarms the devil's crowd like bees that were molested/ but i can ever beat them off beneath divine protection/ on those who love to bear his name god sets his deep affection.

  " or how about song 201- "rejoicing with god's nation" (grab your thesaurus for this one): "in a land so good and spacious/ free from strife and things vexatious/ look!

  a happy crowd vivacious/ in god's service that is efficacious.

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  jookbeard

  Lets watch how we walk and watch how we talk ,,,,,,La la lala la la la!

  And thus be strong in every way............
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  Worst Kingdom Melody lyrics- your votes?

  by JimmyPage in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my votes for worst kingdom melody lyrics: song 125- "jehovah is on my side" (try singing these lyrics without laughing like beavis and butthead): "i know that in this crucial hour my faith will yet be tested/ around me swarms the devil's crowd like bees that were molested/ but i can ever beat them off beneath divine protection/ on those who love to bear his name god sets his deep affection.

  " or how about song 201- "rejoicing with god's nation" (grab your thesaurus for this one): "in a land so good and spacious/ free from strife and things vexatious/ look!

  a happy crowd vivacious/ in god's service that is efficacious.

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  jookbeard

  What about "Make the Truth your own" and something about controlling those body members
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  One of the few (good) clean jokes I know....

  by Alpaca in

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  2. humour

  moshe is walking down the street, and he sees a friend coming toward him & the friend is crying his eyes out.

  moshe: davey, whats wrong?

  davey: well, you know moshe, i tried to be a good father, i raised my boy jewish, sent him out into the world, and he came back a christian.

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  jookbeard

  (old one) A guy dies and goes to heaven and is met at the pearly gates by St Peter and is told before you settle down here I will have to show you around so he's walking around and Peter says over there on the left you have the Muslims ,over on the right you got the Hindu's ,a little further up you got the Jews, a bit farther up you got the Bhuddists,and here on the right you got the Jehovah's Witnesses but keep your voice down because they think they are the only ones here!
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  What's your favorite dinner?

  by beksbks in

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  home cooked, healthy if possible?

  mine is probably some sort of salad.

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  jookbeard

  starter; seafood salad which will include king prawns,scallops,smocked salman,crabmeat/lobster,

  main ; large fillet steak medium/well done,in a wild mushroom sauce,asparagus tips,maunge tout,french beans,medium cut fries!!
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  Maybe I should have gone to Memorial....possible regrets.

  by oompa in

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  2. experiences

  i have a handful of friends that are still dubs.

  we have very little social contact, but i do get the occasional invite over or for golf, and they will still come over.

  i may have mussed that up by not going.

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  jookbeard

  I remember going to the memorial (93 my last ever ) and it did not mean much (never went back again , not even C/A,D/A ) so just slip away , you will be better for it
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  Scariest Movie you have ever seen?

  by Layla33 in

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  i know as exjws, probably for the most, there was a secret freedom in watching horror films without thinking you would have a demon as a bed buddy.. i am not very fond of every horror movie, but i will watch those that have an intelligent side to it and is not gore for the sake of gore.

  like "the ring" got me going when i first watched it, just like "the blair witch project" did, which is more about suspense.

  anyway, i never saw any of the saw movies, so i am going to try to watch saw iii tonight, since it is on showtime.

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  jookbeard

  1) The Excorcist

  2) The Evil Dead I

  3)The Shinning

  4)The Omen I

  5)Psyco

  6)Carrie

  7)Friday the 13th

  8)Halloween 1&2
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  Dress & Grooming for visiting Bethel. scans inside!!!!!11 LOL

  by karvel in

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  jookbeard

  an organization that harbours and covers up the actions of active paedophiles and they are still obsessed with sisters wearing effing slacks!
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  Elders in their 20's?

  by Princess Daisy Boo in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  my little sister called me just now.

  exciting news - stop the presses - her husband has been made an elder.

  she is 27 and he is 26... is that not a little young to be an elder?

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  jookbeard

  I never even made an M/S feel crap now , and I tried a little bit as well
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  Are JWs pretentious?

  by R.Crusoe in

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  i recall an incident walking with a wt higher up in which a small child stood in a pile of dog poop!.

  i saw this individual outa the corner of their eye spot the child and make a 'quick step' along the line of others children with a clean pair of squeaky heels!!.

  maybe many adults would have done the same?.

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  jookbeard

  thats like asking "Do fat people eat too much?" Er yes
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  Watchtower Comments Exposes JW Growth Statistics

  by V in

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  jookbeard

  Superb ........Flawless