hey, I had Ted Jarasz (sp) at mine. I actually enjoyed his talk and he spoke very well and walked on and off the platform on his own, but with a cane also. He didn't give the keynote address, but he gave the convention summary and the concluding prayer.
"Brothers and sisters, we thank Jehovah for...and for...and for... and" by this time I had to pee really bad. "And Jehovah we thank you for...and for....and for...." Brother Ted, I gots to pee. Isn't the idea of a concluding prayer to CONCLUDE the convention..."And we thank you Jehovah for...and for...and we ask for strength to resist pornography and other sorts of uncleaness...and for..."
Aside from standing with my legs crossed, I was imagining brother Ted being forcibly hauled away between 2 big beefy brothers, and another brother at the podium saying.."And now for the conclusion of Brother Jarasz's concluding prayer..."
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