Posts by LockedChaos

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If Your Teenage Daughter Got Beat Up By Her Boyfriend.....

by minimus in

jw
friends

what would you do??

?.

LockedChaos

Simple

22

I have to pick my kids up from a 'congregation party' after :-/

by digderidoo in

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friends

i have to enter a room full of em!.

my kids have gone with my mother to a congregation party.

apparently there will be line dancing, barn dancing, scottish dancing, you know the normal way they party hard..... anyway they wanted to go, for the food i think, so i wasn't going to stop them.. but i have to enter that room tonight to collect them.. pray for me.... paul.

LockedChaos

"Elder sister groper"

That cracked me up

Hey

Did he sniff his fingers

after he shook your hand??

Just curious

8

Brother Rando

by RR in

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friends

no, not "brother rolando" but "brother rando".

ever hear of him?

i stumbled upon the allexperts.com website, where "brother rando" is an expert on everything jehovah's witness.. i looked up his profile and this is what i found:.

LockedChaos

Rando

Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha

Sounds like a magician

Ta Da!!

Introducing

"Rando the Magnificent"

(As he pulls a rabbit out of his hat................

or lame answers out of his ass!!)

13

Were there any personality conflicts in your congregaion?

by badboy in

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friends

any takers?.

LockedChaos

YEP!!

I had one

none of them did

72

SIT DOWN!.....i am going to the meeting next week for sex....

by oompa in

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friends

actually...i am just hoping that mo/betta sex is just a huge fringe benefit (really hoping that!!!!!!!

) ......i may start going one or two times a month........and it was an idea handed to me by my friend bonnzo here.

he is a great guy all around....who loves his old pioneer mom enough to keep going to the meetings a bit instead of doing what we would both like to and walk away......actually we both would probably prefer that all our family and friends walked away and then it would not even be like walking away.

LockedChaos

Oompa

Nobody says that you

must pay attention............

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Jehovhah's Witnesses Once Again America's Fastest Growing Church

by David2002 in

according to the 2009 edition of the yeabook of american and canadian churches, jehovah's christian witnesses are once again the fastest group in the united states.

meanwhile the roman cathollic church and the southern baptist convention lost thousands of members.

while the growht rate of the witnesses was 2.12%, based mainly on those that actively preach the good news, it was the highest growth percentage when compared to other groups.