"We're Jehovah's Witnesses" and other Kingdom Melodies (or slightly modified funnier versions of them).
We make gods of pulp and print
But of truth we have no hint
Such is our Jehovah, demon god of old
Other gods are deaf and dumb
Ours is blind as well you see...
We're Jehovah's witlesses
We speak out in mindlesness
Ours is the god of false prophecy
What he foretells comes to naught!