Sapphy - Nice write up, sounds about right how they would spin it. Think I just threw up in my mouth a lot......
androb31
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The "worlds" view of the preaching work- pretty accurate
by stuckinamovement intrue story ........so i was standing in line at the hardware store yesterday, picking up some garden stuff and happened to catch the conversation in front of me.
the man in front of me was buying a no soliciting sign.
the checker asked "who is this for, girl scouts?
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Funny things to not do at the Memorial
by rebel8 inpull out a can of cheese whiz, top the bread with it, and take a nibble.. .
say really loud...."oh, wow!
jesus' body is really tasty this year!".
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androb31
I say lift your hands during the songs and shout Amen's and Hallelujah's during the talk......that would garner some crazy looks.
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Secret signal to find each other at District Convention
by RayPublisher inlast year this was brought up and it was a great idea but maybe a bit too late.
do you remember the "secret signal" that was going to be used?
it should not be mentioned in the main thread, only through email and pms.
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Secret signal to find each other at District Convention
by RayPublisher inlast year this was brought up and it was a great idea but maybe a bit too late.
do you remember the "secret signal" that was going to be used?
it should not be mentioned in the main thread, only through email and pms.
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androb31
Here's my vote for the secret signal.....
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If Jehovah's Witnesses Were Right...
by lilbluekitty inif they (or the governing body) were right: (fill in the blank).
- the bible (even their own) would have lies in it, which would mean the whole bible would be a lie.
- jesus' blood wouldn't really save anyone (so what would be the point of him dying for us).
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Then they would no longer need to "observe" "the memorial" since Jesus came back in 1914.
1 Cor. 11:26 For as often as YOU eat this loaf and drink this cup, YOU keep proclaiming the death of the Lord, until he arrives. NWT
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Future "New Light" on "this Generation" posted here now!!!
by Witness 007 inthe governing body {karl klien} in the 1970's considered changing the generation to refer to those who saw "sputnik.
" this dumbass idea was not approved....however....2012?.
2012 new light = "this generation that knew the 1914 generation is.....the new "generation.
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2095 The last of the generation who witnessed the abandonment of the generation teaching.
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androb31
Such hypocrisy from the Watchtower! Took some serious backbone for Camping to admit his error and apologize. Something the watchtower doesn't have. Even he will stand in judgement of the watchtower.
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Common JW phrases that aren't in the Bible
by biometrics ini'm interested to know common phrases jehovah's witnesses use, but don't actually apear in the bible (even the nwt).
especially phrases most jw's would assume are in the bible.
e.g.. "paradise earth".
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androb31
"the marks of true Christianity"
"true Christians"
"demonized"
"spiritual paradise"
"book study"
"judicial committee"
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Common JW phrases that aren't in the Bible
by biometrics ini'm interested to know common phrases jehovah's witnesses use, but don't actually apear in the bible (even the nwt).
especially phrases most jw's would assume are in the bible.
e.g.. "paradise earth".
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androb31
"the one true religion"
"New Order"
"New system of things"
"the society"
"auxiliary pioneer"
"the meeting"
"field service"
"turn in your time"
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You Might be a Jehovah's Witness if . . .
by sizemik inyou might be a jehovah's witness if .
you know when nisan 14 is but you forget you own birthday.
you wash windows for a living but you own five suits.
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If the term "governing body" inspires fear and awe....
If you've ever felt guilty over eating a peice of birthday cake....
If you're afraid of smurfs....
If you can't find an author in a single book you own.....
If independent thinking is against your religion....
