Waffles

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  If Wolverine were a JW...

  by outofthebox in

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  elder: brother wolverine, we need to talk to you about something.... brother wolverine: what's it brother?.

  elder: if you want to be an ms, you need a haircut.

  we can't let you even pass the microphones if you doesn't loose that beard.

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  Waffles

  http://www.cracked.com/video_17328_why-having-wolverines-claws-would-suck.html
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  I'm Thinking of Getting A New Tattoo

  by StAnn in

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  something nice, tasteful, not too big.

  maybe on my left hip.

  any suggestions?.

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  Waffles

  If you're looking for something "hardcore", there's lost of evil looking, sickening illustrations in the Revelation book. Maybe one from there haha
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  You know you're a geek if you love the XKCD cartoons.

  by Elsewhere in

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  http://xkcd.com.

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  (else: i've always wanted to go to the checkout stand with condoms, ky and a toilet plunger) .

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  Waffles

  Never really cared for xkcd that much. Perry Bible Fellowship 4tw.
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  Does a humble man

  by John Doe in

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  think he's humble?.

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  Waffles

  Ooooh I love trick questions!

  What is the sound of one hand clapping?

  Can a man audibly fart if he only has 1 butt cheek?

  If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one to hear it, does it still make a sound?

  Does God really care about us?
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  is there a hell or not?

  by helpaJWwife in

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  the bible talks about hell, jesus spoke of burning in hell, but the witness claim there is no hell......can someone please explain their reasoning...same with heaven..

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  Waffles

  Yes, there is a hell. It is called "the elder's back room".
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  Does the WTS say Facebook is a bad thing?

  by lavendar in

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  do the elders try to advise members against using facebook for some reason??

  curious......

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  Waffles

  Yes, JW's are warned against utilizing any avenue that may run the risk of running into things that are not appropriate for a faithful JW to lay their eyes upon. They also like to take the stance of everyone on the internet being a stranger, with no way of knowing if they are who they say they are or what their true motives are for being on the big bad internet, then they apply Psalm 26:4 to the aforementioned to bolster the rightness of their stance.
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  3 JC Elders in a car crash.

  by african GB Member in

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  suppose they get involved in a car accident shortly after handing down a df judgement in a jc.

  they don't die, but surprisingly they all loose their memory.

  all jc records that they had on them are destroyed during the accident.. what happens to the poor fellow who is supposed to be announced "no longer one of jehovah's witnesses"?.

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  Waffles

  He should prayerfully abstain from self abuse while he waits on Jehovah. If he does give in to his carnal masturbational desires he should scream loudly while doing so, in order that he cannot be accused of giving in to rape.
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  my brother said i cant ever meet his baby

  by Cordelia in

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  i started a thread about my dad finding me on facebook but the truth is my brother was on it ive just got a call from him saying i cant have anything to do with facebook or i can have nothing to do withj him or his baby!!!.

  i feel so upset ok i was on ex jw sites on there but even gettin rid of then was not enough he said i have to get rid of facebook forever or i cant see him or my nephew#.

  i dont know what to do.... my dad is in the middle and not well and old and so sad at the cofrontationtation i feel bad!!!

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  Waffles

  Mouthy - you are "very old & hope to die soon" ? That sounds so sad :-(
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  How many elders are self-employed?

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?.

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  Waffles

  What makes you ask? Just curious :-)
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  Who have you lost?

  by alamb in

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  i wonder if we each put up who we lost from our lives and how long ago if it would be a testament to those who might find this thread and think.

  the absurdity.. my parents: 12 years.

  my brother: 12 years (he is now married).

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  Waffles

  I've lost my mother, father, siblings, all the friends I grew up with, my best friend, cousins, aunts, and uncles.

  Tis sad really when I think about it. If only I had resisted the temptation to get baptized at a young age I would still be able to talk to them now.