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  What's on your mind?

  by John Doe in

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  tell us how it is..

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  ana_dote

  what's on my mind?????

  honestly......

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  When do you know you are a JW apostate?

  by dissed in

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  you know you are a jw apostate when..... .

  your fellow jw's mates that are df'd for drug abuse, drunkeness, and wild sex orgies refuse to talk to you because you are bad association.. you know you are a jw apostate when....... you come by to visit your jw parents, they open the door and say they are not interested.. you know you are a jw apostate when........ the wts takes your contribution for the wwf but refuses to send you a thank you letter.. you know you are a jw apostate when....... you can buy tupperware at a yard sale and not worry it has a demon preserved inside.. you know you are a jw apostate when........ you can visit jwn and not feel guillty for weeks at a time.

  you know you are a jw apostate when......... the girls at the kh find you more mysterious and sexy now that your df'd.

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  when you let out a hearty laugh and "amen" to this thread :-P
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  My Son's JW Mom Sends Him Condescending "Guilt Inspiring" E-Mail

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  first of all- a little history.

  my ex-wife a fanatic jw seems to be in a pissing match ( not of my choosing ) with me over trying to get my son back into the jw cult.

  he's 25, been out of the witnesses since 17 and he is very happy with his life .he has a great girlfriend, he enjoys gardening growing his own vegetables and he is a performing singer/guitarist now writing songs and performing in front of hundreds of people .

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  "It's just that with people like that- it doesn't matter WHAT we do- they will still think we are bastards." - truer words were never spoken!
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  Ugly Sisters

  by XPeterX in

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  o.k i have noticed that most female jws are ugly.and by ugly i mean ugly.they won't work out,they are fat and won't go on a diet (some female teens won't even shave their legs),they neglect their appearance/body in general.any opinions?.

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  p.s many will eventually get fat after marriage.

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  there's an old silly song that goes something like "if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife...but from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you" LOL somehow that seemed appropriate to the topic :-P

  I agree with bluecanary A LOT about the whole stereotype of fat = ugly. I've had the unfortunate experience of being big my entire life. I was born chunky, I'm gonna die chunky, that's just all there is to it. A lot of it is genetics in my case. That being said, though, I gotta toot my own horn and say I have an ADORABLE face. I have gorgeous eyes, pretty decent skin, no "need" for makeup and I cannot tell you how many millions of compliments I have received in my life over my smile. I have probably one of the most awesome smiles you'll ever see LOL I'm sure that sounds conceited, but when that's all you hear your whole life, who am I to argue?? :-P I literally was probably "known" for my smile.

  Despite being "cute", though.....the brothers NEVER looked my way. EVER. There were far too many other girls to choose from. As it was pointed out, the brothers are way outnumbered, so they pretty much have their pick of the litter. It didn't even matter when I was a pioneer. Sure, that gave me SOMETHING to offer with the way the system worked (kudos to guy who mentioned conversations feeling like interviews with spiritual resumes...ugh!)....but there were other pioneers who were thinner, more blonde, more naive, whatever.

  The really sucky part was that I was always really good at being friends with guys. They just never saw me as anything more. I was always the sidekick, never the leading lady.

  c'est la vie.....

  Now that I'm into the ladies, I try to keep in mind that it isn't always about the size of the person. It's the size of their personality. I think that's a good rule to apply in every relationship in life, be it friend or otherwise.
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  Ministry Call turns to a Fist Fight

  by BluesBrother in

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  if you have posted already and i missed it, i apologise, but i have not seen this before - who started the fight???.

  http://cbs11tv.com/religion/fist.fight.fort.2.1624221.html.

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  well....if some crazy priest was throwin blows at me and wouldn't let me walk away, I'd sit on him til he passed out too LOLOL cage the beast! :-P

  this article is just plain ridiculous, though.
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  How about jokes that have puns for a punchline?

  by Wasanelder Once in

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  why didn't the maharishi let the dentist use novacane on him?.

  because he wanted to transend dental medication.. ok, there you are.

  match this and beat it, please!.

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  confuscious say: man who run behind car.....get exhausted! :-P
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  Rated R Movies?

  by NikL in

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  been wondering if the jw's are still told to not see them.

  seems like i haven't seen or heard anything like that in a few years.. .

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  omg i loved Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman! HAHAHA! That's takin it BACK!
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  What's a really good movie you'd recommend that most people probably haven't seen?

  by A.Fenderson in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  what's a really good movie you'd recommend that most people probably haven't seen?.

  my personal recommendation: synecdoche, new york.

  it's one of those movies that words fail utterly to capture--which really is the hallmark of a good movie, i suppose.

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  "So......how about any really, really unusual movies that you've thoroughly enjoyed?"

  well not any others that jump out at me, but again, if you're looking for unusual but strangely intriguing (aka you absolutely enjoyed it but you don't know why lol) then I would say try that Repo: The Genetic Opera movie. UNLESS you don't like movies that have singing in them. Because pretty much the ENTIRE dialogue is sung. But strangely enough, it's not annoying at all lol

  but yeah. definitely unusual yet enjoyable! :D

  (excellent thread idea, btw! I made notes to watch a lot of these movies!)
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  Local needs talk this past Tues at my wife's cong

  by isaacaustin in

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  on social networking and facebook was specifically mentioned, as well as how 'dangerous' it is..

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  CAREFUL! If you just MENTION facebook, the facebook demons will possess you and your computer and you'll have little gigabyte ghosts flying around your house!!! PLUS, you'll end up having a facebook orgy and getting ghonnaherpesyphillis! AND it will make you burn your french toast!
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  My Son Responds to his JW Mom's Condescending " Guilt Inspiring" E-Mail

  by flipper in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  some of you may have read my jw ex-wife's e-mail to my son last night after i posted it.

  this is my son's e-mail response to his mothers initial e-mail.

  i think i'll just let this speak for itself.

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  As with the first installment of this situation, I have not read everyone else's comments, but....WOW. BIG kudos to your son. I don't even know the guy and I'm super proud of him and how he laid it out for "mom". He was both respectful and yet showed how ludicrous the whole thing is. He sounds like an awesome guy and I bet you are one proud father. I know I would be!!!! (if i was a guy, anyway LOLOL)