Oh man, what a joke!! There were LOTS of stupid comments made by your CO as follows. I've put my thoughts in bold:
".....our continued study of the Isaiah's Prophecy book. And aren't we enjoying that!....."
Uh......Noooooooooo.......it's boring as hell.
"......now as we are coming down to an understanding of the conclusion of the system of things....."
So is this a half-assed admission that they've screwed up their previous "understanding" of the conclusion of this system of things??? (I did NOT have - sexual relations with that woman!)
".....He says that we might want to read in advance Psalm 91......"
Then again, we might NOT............
".....He said that if we read it in advance then our minds will be tuned in to the thoughts that are going to be developed....."
So like, we'll be able to READ the speakers thoughts??!! Isn't that ESP?? Isn't that controlled by.........SATAN??!!
He then says that after the Watchtower study, he will deliver a concluding talk entitled, 'I Am Lucutus - A Borg' and it "centers on the opportunities we have of building a deepening appreciation for the provisions of Gene Rodenberry."
"Any increase, any improvement, any prosperity is an OBVIOUS demonstration of God's spirit at WORK on His people!
Ya? OK, well I guess we can OBVIOUSLY apply that logic to the Mormons, Walt Disney World and IBM...........
Our congregation faked (since the last CO visit) 9.9 hours in field service. The national fake average right now, he said, is 9.4 hours. "You're well above the national average." Our congregation is averaging 9 magazines placed per publisher. The national average is 8.5.
How the hell can anyone place half a magazine??????