Posts by SlipnSlide

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JW Elders Wife beds anything in troucers

by Hairyhegoat in

well were do i start.. this elders wife was after anything with troucers on.

my 2 freinds that were still in were groaped by her and both bedded her aswell!

my brother who is now out and df told me she loved a good roasting.

SlipnSlide

Not surprised either because I know for a fact that this is going on in the KH that I attended.

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Shackled to the Watchtower: A distinction every Jehovah's Witness should acknowledge

by Nickolas in

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if one was to take a poll of all the registered users of this board he might be surprised by the number of people who still attend meetings and/or still go door to door.

a contributor to a recent thread, expressing worry that she is on the threshold of being outed, posited that fear is what fills the seats in the kingdom hall.

fear, not love.

Loving this thread. The Borg does continue to rot from within. My father-in-law is living in a dream world thinking that all the service and meeting attendence is going to help him to salvation. He was an elder once and wants that title again. It is a pity trying to show a grown assed man that he has to use his brain to think and ask himself questions. I guess that since he knows nothing else, he tries to hang on to the only thing that he knows, cause in the real world, his old, ignorant, judgemental, and spitefull ass would not matter to anyone. Sorry to go on about this, but I have extended family members who are afraid of his evil ass because he holds the money card.

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Question for witnesses who were married or intimate during their time in the religion

by kurtbethel in

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i don't want to get graphic with this and get this thread locked, so please don't go overboard with answers.. i was having a discussion with someone about the jw experience, and was wondering if, since "jehovah" is an important part of the religion, during the moments of intense passion in a relationship, would you yell out, "oh, jehovah!

oh, jehovah!".

seriously, would a witness do that?.

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Did not think anything about Jehovah, the GB, the elders, the pioneers, the dog, the cat, the bird, .......ya get it. Hell to the naw.

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"You just need more deep Bible study"

by sabastious in

i was told this a while back by my mother in law.

she feels that all my troubles (and doubts about the organization) can eventually be conquered by "more deep bible study.".

i have come to the conclusion that to be a die hard witness you really have to have a good amount of suggestibility in your personality.

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That's a typical answer from a JWit. What is considered DEEP Bible Study?

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Favorite Xmas Tunes?

by undercover in

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someone started a thread asking everyone's favorite xmas movies.. how about favorite xmas music/songs?

even when i was an active jw i had a soft spot for certain xmas music.

the standards, the jazzy ones, the rocknroll ones.. while i like a lot of different ones...i even collected my favs onto a playlist that i keep for this time of year...there are a few that really stand out as my favs.

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I love "Silent Night" by the Temptations and "This Christmas" by the Whispers.

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Do you worry about money?

by Newborn in

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when i was jw i never had money but that was how it was supposed to be (have a boring part time job and pioneer)...i didn't worry about my pension coz paradise would come long before i'd reach that age.

well, now i will grow old (hopefully) and i do worry a little bit about my pension.

however, i do have some money saved now and earn a good living.

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The WTS really tried to make a lot of young people feel guilty about the perils of higher education. Most of my friends in the congregation ignored it. I really could not see how pioneering full time and totally relying on on faith to get me a job. Not that I doubted the "Most High", it was a matter of self reliance. I went to college and eventually got "jobs". I never saw myself marrying a "brother" because I have seen first hand how most of them treat their wives, so that was a big no!. Money has become an important issue because of the economy and jobs have been outsourced to foreign countries. I have various skills and experience in more than one field, so I have been fortunate. If I did not go to school, I would not have gotten the good jobs that I have had may have been drawn in deeper in the Borg.

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Has a local needs talk been given about you?

by Jadeen in

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this was briefly mentioned in one of miseryloveselders threads, but i had the honor of a local needs talk pointed at me.

shortly before i got married to my "worldly" husband there was a talk about "marrying only in the lord", "do not become unevenly yoked", blah blah blah.. i wasn't shocked that it was given, i was actually waiting to hear about it.

i was more surprised that they waited until about a month before our wedding day to give it.

SlipnSlide

Jadeen,

It happened to me. I got married last year and I did not tell anyone. Because the congregation I attended was not very loving and had many cliques I did not feel that I owed anyone an explanation. During the same month, there was a local needs talk about "Marrying in the lord" and "Do not become unevenly yoked". I knew that it was directed to me, but no one said anything to my face. I would not have cared either way. They already know not to talk reckless ish to me!

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