1. The people of Sodom and Gomorrah might or might not be resurrected.
No they will forever remain worm-shit, just like everyone else.
2. Charles Russell was part of the faithful and discreet slave of Matt 24:45.
Charles Russell had a great business idea and used this whole "God-thing" to reach his goal.
3. Samuel gave king Agag a pat on the back and a pardon for his errors.
Who knows? Who cares?
4. Noah had no trouble feeding the lions in the ark as they were happy with a crispy salad.
No, he fed them children of unbelievers he had brought along for the trip.
5. At Armageddon the ground will open up a swallow naughty children and disabled people. Any left over will cooked alive like a roast ox by fire from the heavens.
If by Armageddon you mean the end of the world, it *could* be because of nuclear weapons which would result in a "cooked alive" sort of death for many.
6. When Adam first met Eve he thought that God had made a mistake and put his spare rib in the wrong place.
When Adam first met Eve he wasn't thinking about his rib.
7. J.f.Rutherford was known as a kind and gentle man and like Moses he didn't like to mention his humility.
He was a greedy ego-maniac, like many "religious leaders" throughout time.
8. Scientist are only noteworthy when they agree with us.
Scientists are noteworthy because of their credentials and accomplishments.
Please fill in the blank space with the correct word or phrase.
8. Only the anointed remnant born before at anytime will also be nothing but dust in the end, like everyone else.
9. Jehovah's witnesses are __not_allowed to think their own thoughts.
10. Jehovah's reveals truth to the governing body by means of _the Spirit of Bullshit
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11. The average IQ of a Jehovah's witness is immaterial, it is their emotional IQ that causes their blight.
12.________________.( Not sure how to answer this one )
13_Dancing with your wife is fornication.
14. The society has always been willing to cover-up its mistakes.
The rest are too doctrinal for my tastes, considering it's all nonsense anyway. It was fun though.....
Regards,
Julie