Not only will he kill a billion children, he will also let them know that he is Jehovah. Picture Jehovah running into an african refugee camp, holding his glock sideways and saying "I'm Jehovah, bitch!" and then shooting all those poor children to death. Now go around your neighborhood to share this good news.
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If Armageddon came tomorrow, would Jehovah kill a billion children?
by just n from bethel ini just looked up some population statistics.
i saw there are over a billion children under the age of 10 on the earth today.
(didn't research too hard - just googled it.
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The Great Equalization
by WTWizard inyou may have heard of "the great equalization" that is supposed to happen, so no one has "too much" or "too little".
but what exactly does this mean to the witlesses?.
what this very well could end up meaning is that, when coming crises hit, they are going to start hounding the witlesses that prepared well for them to share with those who didn't.
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the-illuminator81
If you stockpiled on scarce resources, don't tell ANYONE. Not the witnesses, not the neighbors. When push comes to shove they will kill you for food.
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Big Brother Sees You
by 8209233306 inheard from a reliable source, that there are hackers working at bethel, working to find leaks.
especially when secret material, like the new elders manual, are leaked.... .
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Unless they start dealing out personalized texts to elders, there is no way to trace a leak if done correctly.
They could however change the order of some words or sentences in the text making each book uniquely identifiable. But even then, multiple elders could leak parts together and remain anonymous.
And it would cost them too much money. They'd have to buy different printing equipment, running in the millions, just to track some elders. I don't think they care about the leaks that much. We apostates are doomed anyway.
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Acts 10:19, 20 - Destroying the Holy Spirit personification argument
by GOrwell inthis set of scriptures pretty much demolishes "the holy spirit is only god's active force and is only personified throughout the bible" argument (as if the rest book of acts doesn't already).
these verses pretty much put the nail in the coffin of that argument :.
acts 10:19,20 - nwt.
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the-illuminator81
Yes but evidently, it was J speaking through the spirit. You see, we know it better than the bible.
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I feel like I found me again
by gubberningbody ini'm sure others have had the same experience, but it's a bit odd to me now as i see how all the business of jw-land and the constant social proddings can keep a person from leaving for quite some time.. if it hadn't been for the inquisition i might not have left.. .
i'm glad they felt my wife and i were important enough to hound, because that helped immensely.. now for the past two years now i've finally gotten back to being the book-consuming, thinking-machine i was in the past.. .
i feel like i woke up, came home and found myself sitting in a chair reading some odd sort of esoterica and the me that was there said:.
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I am feeling the same (although I'm nowhere as far in the process as you, being still active and all). When I'm around my coworkers I can now behave like the atheist I secretly am and it feels like sitting in your favorite comfy chair with an ice cold beer after a long hard day of work. I know this is who I'm supposed to be and it feels like it's the best place you can be and it feels great!
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Peace and security..WHY in the heck does Jah intervene then?
by Botzwana inaccording to witness theology when the cry of peace and security rings out then jehovah will destroy all the infidels etc...yawn....but going by their teachings...why would he intervene then?
when man finally gets it right, does he have to come in and whomp ass?
makes no frickin sense to me.
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the-illuminator81
He doesn't like any outcome where he can't go around and slaughter a few billion people.
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The demons are sex perverts according to the March 15th WT
by life is to short inok i finished listening to the stupid wt today while driving to work.
i got so mad listening that i truly cannot do it while i drive.
it is worse then talking on a cell phone as it just makes my blood boil.. the study article on page 24 and 25 is talking about satan and the demons.
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The water canopy, or heavenly ocean, bursts open, and a torrential downpour pounds the ark.
They fail to mention that everybody was in scuba gear because they had to breath a special helium mixture because the gigantic pressure that the water canopy was putting on the earth made oxygen toxic. They also fail to mention that the energy released by the "torrential downpour" would have boiled everything in the Ark alive with pressurized steam, and the atmosphere would boil of the Earth leaving just a barren rock void of life. They fail to mention God saying "Oops, I did it again."
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This blew me away"The distant between Egypt and the promise land"
by jam ini was reading a article about a national acclaim charles lummis for.
his poetry.
in 1884, while working at a newspaper in ohio, he was offered.
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If you put one million people behind eachother in a line, and you count 30cm of space for each person (and that's close! belly-to-bottom close), you have a line of 300km. If you put 3 million people in a line, it's 900km. Distance from Cairo to border of Israel (I used google maps) is only 300km. So I guess when the Israelites were traveling, it was a very very broad line if they wanted to prevent sticking their noses into the promised land before the 40 years were over.
Let's say that the israelites were very slowly and only traveled 10km a day, they would've made it in 30 days, not 40 years.
Let's say that each Israelite family (only two children, a man and a wife, making 2.4 million israelites) have a tent to spend the night in. A tiny tent, measuring only 2 by 2 meters. And there was no space between the tents. The camp site would be 2,400 square kilometers in size (926 square miles, or 593 acres), measuring about 48 kilometers on each side. And that's not taking in account possessions, livestock, servants, families with more children than two. Almost as large as Rhode Island (1,214 square miles).
At the slow rate the Israelites must've traveled (10km a day) it would have taken 5 days to travel from one side of the campsite to the other side of the campsite. Now if you lived in the middle of the camp, and you had to take a dump, you would have to travel 48 kilometers roundtrip to take a dump. So taking a dump would've taken almost 5 days, 2.4 days to reach the edge of the camp, and 2.4 days back.
No wonder it took 40 years, they lost so much time going to the toilet!
Now let's say that the Israelites have all set up their tens, spent 5 days taking a shit and now they want to sit down and eat. An average person consumes 2500 kilocalories a day. Let's say the manna was very efficient, as good as sugar, and contained 400 calories per 100 gram. That means that a total amount of 625 grams of manna was consumed by each person. To feed 2.4 million israelites, it had to rain 1.5 million kilos or 3 million pounds of manna EVERY DAY. Now let's say all of those 3 million pounds pass the human digestive tract and becomes shit. For the total of 40 years, an amount of 43.8 BILLION pounds of shit have been crapped out by the Israelites. I'm starting to wonder why the Sinai isn't a brown desert. And because it took 5 days to take a dump, the turds would've been over 6 pounds each. Now those are large turds. Why haven't we found any? And remember, we are still not talking about livestock, and they have to crap too.
It takes about 4 ton of manure to fertilize an acre. 43.8 billion pounds translates to 20 million tons. So in those 40 years, the Israelites crapped enough to fertilize 5 million acres of farmland. The Sinai desert is about 15 million acres large, so the Israelites converted about a third of the desert to well-fertilized farmland.
We all know why Moses couldn't enter the promised land, because he was arrogant when springing water from rocks. An average person should drink about 2 liters of water each day. So the river that Moses generated would have had a flow rate of at least 4.8 million liters of water a day (that's 1.2 million gallons). That's a lot of piss too! There are 86,400 seconds in each day, that boils down to 55 liters per second. I wonder if that sudden large uptake of water in the Sinai desert caused any climate change, plants sprouting etc. etc. In the total of 40 years, 70 billion liters of water were consumed by the Israelites. That must've had some effect that we could still be seeing today.
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God and the Meaning of Life: Where I Now Stand
by neverendingjourney infifteen years ago, jehovah god was as real as the ground below me.
as it turns out, my belief was founded on lies, half-truths, and a burning desire on my part to possess a theory of everything, something that tied up all the loose ends and make sense of the world.. i stopped going to meetings nearly six years ago, and ive mostly given up the search for the ever-elusive theory of everything.
im not really a science guy, but ive read a few books on atheism and biology in the past few years.
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We perceive reality through our senses which our mind then interprets. A dog sees a meteor striking the earth, and thinks "something bright and noisy and bad has happened, I should run away and warn my pack", and our ancestors might've thought "the angry gods hurl down fire to punish us" while we say "a rock is burning up due to friction in the atmosphere, caught in the gravitational pull of the earth".
But we all saw the same thing, a ball of fire falling down. Even the dog saw that happening. So maybe we do not understand everything that's happening around us, but what our senses register stays the seem.
Society's concept of a God evolved from multiple gods being responsible for everything, the sun rising and setting, the crops being good or bad, to a single God responsible for everything. And then slowly, the things God was responsible for diminished. We learned he was not responsible for lightning flashes, volcanic explosions, the sun rising and setting. Fast forward to now: we cannot say for sure if God was there to set up the laws of nature and push the start button on the big bang, but from that moment on, we can explain how the rest took place without divine intervention. And the more we learn, the less responsibilities will remain for God.
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Eek! A Male!
by laverite in"eek!
a male!
treating all men as potential predators doesn't make our kids safer."http://online.wsj.com/article/sb10001424052748703779704576073752925629440.html.
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Brotherdan, I have exactly the same experience with my mother. She was abused, raised all her sons (no daughters) believing females were half-goddess princesses who are perfect and cannot possibly fail. Men should also do a lot of household chores, even if they work full-time and their wives don't work at all.
It took me a while to realize a balanced view on women and finally I came to behold the truth, that even women sometimes poop.