Seriously.. Someone format one of these into Watchtower style design with fonts and all, and bind it into an issue. Watch hilarity ensue.
pubtruth
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The Beast-Tower #1: Questions from Beastly Readers: Should Christians Drink Water?
by sd-7 inshould christians drink water?.
how refreshing it can be to satisfy oneself with a cold beverage on a warm day!
many christians choose to do this after a long day of zealous kingdom preaching.
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Unsafe Cars in Field Service
by NewChapter intell me your stories.
i used to get quite pissed when i was pressured to ride in an unsafe vehicle for fs.
when my daughter was little, i was under constant pressure to let her ride without a car seat.
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pubtruth
Crazy stuff. Most of my ex-congregation have had dinged up/banged up cars. There was this particular elder that always offered to give me a ride to service on his tattered F-150. First I usually struggled or over-hopped to get inside, banging my head in the process, the door step was completely gone. Not to mention he was quite an agressive driver, (as he was always running late to meetings for service, being an elder mind you!) so the whole family including myself shifted left and right with each turn. Not just an unsafe situation, but his whole family was quirky.
Another case was this old ministerial servant widower around his 80s and almost deaf. He was a pretty unsafe driver, everyone would rush in order to avoid his car, and skip a parking space at hall. Everyone would wait until he was done parking/leaving to even move an inch. He was stubborn and wouldn't let go easy of his car until that same elder I mentioned banned him from driving (haha!) after he banged up a sister's car in service, later another worldly persons car. He had rides to and from hall.. But at one point he began driving again, taking a study home a few times! The study must've been crapping himself!
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U.S lawmakers may follow suit
by mankkeli inhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ees102jrtva&feature=fvwrel.
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pubtruth
Nigeria is a pretty ass backwards nation,much more than US. I dont see this happening here anytime soon..
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2012 Special talk, but it is in Spanish
by wolfman85 inhttp://www.extj.com/showthread.php?19923-bosquejo-discurso-especial-2012.
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pubtruth
Thanks, useful as I know Spanish. I'll translate if people are interested.
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Would the holy spirit appoint an elder this stupid? Not likely!
by venusinfauxfurs inyou learn something new in the kingdom hall every week.... .
i told an elder that i'm not going out in field service yet but god knows why that is and it's between him and i (translation: jehovahs witnesses are not the truth and it's a colossal waste of time) and i assume the elder took it to mean i want to do it but can't for some reason because he said "jehovah doesn't know that though.
he has to see you out there in field service to know that you're serious.
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pubtruth
He's right, Jehovah the Brooklyn crook can't read minds!
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pubtruth
A crook who lives in Brooklyn
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psycho witness lady on facebook
by man in black ini was doing some pointless trolling this evening, looking up the status of several old witness associates that i knew years ago.
i ran across the comment listed below from a lady who attended a neighboring hall, really into the whole "witnesses are always correct" mindset.her brother who is not a witness anymore was the normal person in this conversation.this is almost borderline freddy kruegar material, how can they actually believe that god is behind them ??
?</form> this sister got divorced, she believes that "jah" will see thru her ex-husband's ( who is a witness in good standing) lies and will straighten everything out in time according to what she thinks is correct.
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pubtruth
A little late to edit it, but you forgot to remove the hyperlink to her profile..
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Watchtower.org Parody Site
by bottleofwater ini'm still working on it.... http://antgly.bo.lt/84lvi.
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pubtruth
I'm rolling! bottleofwater. Keep it coming! XD
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911 forgotten amongst JWs
by fade_away ini noticed over the last 10 years that in every 9/11 anniversary, jws that i know personally don't even mention it.
not a word about the anniversary.
not a compassionate comment, not a prayer....nothing.
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pubtruth
JWs dont pray for dead.
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IT BOILS ME!! (Venting)
by pubtruth inwell my uncle just called me and told me he was visiting tomorrow, asking about family and such.
good, no objection to that.
he asked to put mom on the phone, so i did.
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pubtruth
Damn it! I hit backspace and lost my post..
Well I was saying, that my cousin is actually doing well. She has found a job, even has a boyfriend. I keep in touch regularly and plan to hang out soon. She doesn't pay much attention to the hearsay about her. I am of age to live on my own (20), my only problem is that I have no job and unable to pursue a career, due to how bad jobs are down here in Florida. On top of that my chances get narrower because I have zilch work experience because I was over protected, provided everything for and discouraged to look for a job. Depressing.
As for my mother, she reached her aha moment (saw an injustice, DF'd for smoking, wrote letter to society, canned response, disbelief)
But because of a lack of friends she went through the motions and faked to have quit to be able to return. She went uber-dub for a bit. (Word got out that she was smoking again and I lied to keep her in) It's like she fluctuates from her genuine self and her cult personality a lot, being bipolar makes it even worse. I'm not going to bother arguing with her. It is very taxing.