Posts by logical

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Trying Not To Peep..

by Englishman in

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as we now have our central heating boiler installed in our old fireplace, i have been getting more than a little worried as to exactly how santa will come down the chimney so as to leave me with lots of nice prezzies.

its also been complicated getting my prezzy list to him as i normally send this up the chimney about a week before christmas day.. her ladyship came to the rescue and suggested that i pin my prezzy request list to the communal notice board in the dining room, so i took my pen and wrote: .

dear father christmas,.

logical

I'll stick Brittney up on ebay for you if you want, starting price 50p. Shes not really into girls.

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Suspicious look...

by Naeblis in

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what's up with this guy??

he's hiding something i can feel it.. .

logical

He is a reversible Smurf! He is about to turn himself inside out and reveal his true identity.....

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One more IQ little test

by beroea in

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what is the word coiled inside this circle?

.

beroea

logical

sex?
orgasm?

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Where have I been?

by LDH in

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have received emails from several, asking about my absence on the board.. as you might suspect, i'm a little busy with the baby but the real reason i've been missing is....... i broke my foot.. yes it's true.

so it's a bit hard to get around, i'm supposed to be on bedrest because the dr wouldn't cast me.

said i didn't need to be trying to handle crutches and a baby.

logical

*kissing Lisa's foot better*

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Post Your Holiday Message Here

by LovesDubs in

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i thought we could start a string all in one place of our christmas greetings to each other.

if you want to send your love, do it here so we wont miss anybodys :).

i'll start:.

logical

Hope everyone has a good time, even those who I dont like / dont like me. There isnt much happiness in this life so people should grab what they can while they can and enjoy it.

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Going to a meeting after 6 years...

by BritBoy in

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just some suggestions really!

i would like to attend a meeting at the kh down the road with my boyfriend as he has never had any dealngs with the dubs and is intereted as to what they do so thought it an idea to take him to a meeting... now my questions are these... what should we wear?

i don't have a brown suit anymore... and all my ties are rather flashy... also is there a smoking section in the hall these days?

logical

Even better, one of those spinning bow ties.

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Going to a meeting after 6 years...

by BritBoy in

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friends

just some suggestions really!

i would like to attend a meeting at the kh down the road with my boyfriend as he has never had any dealngs with the dubs and is intereted as to what they do so thought it an idea to take him to a meeting... now my questions are these... what should we wear?

i don't have a brown suit anymore... and all my ties are rather flashy... also is there a smoking section in the hall these days?

logical

Sneak in "Black No.1" by "Type O Negative" and cue it to the Chorus, so instead of "We are Jehovah;s Witneses" its "Fucking you is like fucking the ddead".

As for your suit, go in your birthday suit, but dont forget the flashy tie.

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