Yes we had a pain in the rear in our hall too...Paula Paine, who made it a POINT to sit in the FRONT because of that happening to her :)
Also, back in the days when we still made huge dinners for assemblies, I was working in shifts cleaning the trays with this big steaming spraying hose thingy which instantly gave you a bad hair day and destroyed your clothes. Well the sister before me decided she would save her new silk blouse and took it off before donning the white workers coat and rubber gloves. When it came my shift, she handed me the gloves and WHIPPED off the coat...it was a good 5 seconds before the breeze hit her and she realized she was standing there in her bra LOLOL!!!
Another time...we were out in service with one of the annointed who was a dear brother, full of great stories but getting a little..well..off in his old age. It was a hot hot day and he decided to lighten his load a bit, so went behind somebody's front bushes and stripped down to his Dago T! He payed no attention to those people in the back yard LOL.
Also...we had the Service Overseer visiting our bookstudy which was in the basement of the Kingdom hall...maybe 15 people. He was diligently trying to get across that we should not be afraid of anyone but should approach ALL people..like Jesus when he touched the leper. Except every time he tried to say leper he said LEOPARD...so it was like "and Jesus took pity on the leopard, and reached out and touched the leopard...and.." then the guy sitting next to me handed me a piece of paper on which he had drawn..quite clearly...a picture of a guy in a beard and toga reaching out to a VERY perplexed looking leopard LOLOL!!! I had to leave...I was making extremely rude noises by then in my delirium.
And there is one in every congregation..the brother whose prayers go on and on and on and ....Brother N was a nice guy...rarely got to give the prayer, jumped on the opportunity, but after the first 8 minutes of this closing prayer, we were all getting very fidgety. Like Columbo...he kept saying "And just one more thing, Jehovah..."