This thread would have had me ROFLMA without the good cabernet I enjoyed with dinner! Clever folks indeed.
Larc wrote: Since I am making so much money in my business, I will no longer be attending meetings because of my busy schedule. Since I make major contributions to the Kingdom Hall and to Brooklyn, I know that you will not disfellowship me. Since I am big on time management, could you do me a favor? Please video tape each meeting and edit it down to the good parts, such as a new joke or something said that was inspirational or thought provoking. That should cut my viewing time from one hour down to two minutes at best. ENDQUOTE
Too funny - but also hit close to home. When our family left the KH, the secretary who was a friend of mine told me that besides missing our smiling faces, our family contributed nearly 33% of the money and over 33% of the hours for congregation. Have not heard from him for over a year, so perhaps they found replacements for us???
Mak
"Even a kiss in the @#$ is a move forward"