Congratulations Valis, she's a real cutie...and lucky to have you as her Godfather.
Mozzer4Life
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Overbeer becomes Godfather....
by Valis inwell, you can all kiss my ring now that i have become don valis...form one line to the left please.....just got back from meeting my lovely godchild mina katherine abston in arlington va/baltimore md..oh and i even got to read from the lectern...twice...i'm sure the holy water was boiling and sacrament soured just as soon as i walked in the door at saint michael and all angels episcopalian.
take a good look, because i sincerly doubt any of you will ever see me in dress up any time soon.. .
sincerely, .
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Hello From Texas Aposto-Craw-Fest
by COMF ina note from the group, to tell you we had a great meal and a great visit for three hours until the restaurant people came and asked us if we would give up the table for another group.
so we adjourned to my place and have been talking and laughing ever since.
just called for pizza and decided to let you all know what you're missing!
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Mozzer4Life
You're right Valis, we needed your conservative stance and influence at said function, it might possibly have prevented my eyes from seeing Jerry give us his impression of the birthday suit!
Some male apostates even asked if they could take some crawfish home with them, but were informed that they probably won't look as pretty in the morning. Ohhh the humanity!
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Happy Friday, enjoy!
by peaceloveharmony inthe following is an excerpt from a children's book, "captain underpants and the perilous plot of professor poopypants", by dave pilkey: the evil professor forces everyone to assume new names.... use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first .
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = .
greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tulefel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa.. use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:.
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Mozzer4Life
Hmmmm....Chim-Chim Girdlesniffer. It seems I've been found out, must go now...gotta clean my nose, busy weekend ahead!
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Aposta-Crawfest
by Elsewhere init is almost crawfish season.
would anyone be interested in an aposta-crawfest here in the dfw area?.
before i start doing any legwork on this i would like to get a head count.. "as every one knows, there are mistakes in the bible" - the watchtower, april 15, 1928, p. 126 .
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Mozzer4Life
I'm down with either weekend.
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High Times are Here Agian
by ThiChi infunny how things can change:.
cannabis is given health all clear.
by david taylor home affairs correspondent .
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Mozzer4Life
It's about freakin' time. I'm glad to see that stereotypes, ignorance, and "reefer madness" have begun to fall to the wayside of science. Thanks for the post ThiChi...just made my day! Two thumbs up.
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Celebrity Boxing anyone?
by Mozzer4Life ini was wondering who might have caught the celebrity boxing match on the fox network last night, and what you thought about it?
i saw it, and have to say i enjoyed it, as sickening as it was to me.
reality tv has reached a new low in my book, but the low happens to be disturbingly funny.
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Mozzer4Life
Oops, not the Brady Bunch dad, I meant Greg, the oldest son...however, they do kinda look alike, strage.
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Celebrity Boxing anyone?
by Mozzer4Life ini was wondering who might have caught the celebrity boxing match on the fox network last night, and what you thought about it?
i saw it, and have to say i enjoyed it, as sickening as it was to me.
reality tv has reached a new low in my book, but the low happens to be disturbingly funny.
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Mozzer4Life
I was wondering who might have caught the Celebrity Boxing Match on the Fox Network last night, and what you thought about it? I saw it, and have to say I enjoyed it, as sickening as it was to me. Reality TV has reached a new low in my book, but the low happens to be disturbingly funny.
I thought it might be fake like Pro Wrestling, but these guys and girls were throwing some serious blows, as infrequent as they may have been. Danny Bona "douche-bag" duce VS. the Brady Bunch dad...that was too creepy. Danny threw some blows that could of made Greg cry. Then Tonya "the Honeymoon tape" Harding VS. Paula "nose-job" Jones...well, I have never seen anyone turn there heads and run away like Paula did, but with the ice rink bully Harding on her tail, or shin, I would have run away too. To finish this travisty of entertainment...Todd "watcha talkin bout Willis" Bridges VS. Vanilla "word to ya' Hairstylist" Ice. It was kinda sad to see Vanilla Ice go down so quickly and eventually lose, but he is used to that I guess. You gotta love him though.
All in all, it was funny as shyte, but left me with a strange feeling. I can't believe I actually like that stuff, I guess TV's newest drug is quite enjoyable, but the hangover makes you question if you'd do it again. Maybe just on the weekends!
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Aposta-Crawfest
by Elsewhere init is almost crawfish season.
would anyone be interested in an aposta-crawfest here in the dfw area?.
before i start doing any legwork on this i would like to get a head count.. "as every one knows, there are mistakes in the bible" - the watchtower, april 15, 1928, p. 126 .
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Mozzer4Life
Would definately be in. Missed the last Apostafest at Valis' pad, so this sounds great. Besides, I'd never pass up the chance to get a little crawfish head!
"I think about life
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My Grandmother
by Billygoat inandi no.
i hate it.
i do want your opinion, even if its about my hair!
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Mozzer4Life
It does sound like your Grandma does have a pretty good reason for seeing only the negative side of life. It sounds like her spirit was broken along time ago, and never quite recovered. But Andi, you've been thru alot of crap yourself, and still remain one of the most positive people I know.
Negative people, yea, they suck to be around...take my friend Mark for instance, any going-out suggestion I give, he'll sure find something wrong with it. If I suggest going outside to hang, he'll complain that the cops might come by, if I suggest a bar, he'll complain that large women always bump into him while we're there. You can't win. I just try to be a positive person while around him, show him there is good in all, but more and more it seems to be a fledgling attempt. I try to pass off my positive energy to him, but when I see that I am absorbing his negative energy, it's best to leave.
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What Is Your Favorite Overlooked Movie?
by gilwarrior inwhat i am talking about a movie that you thought was great, but is mostly forgotten by most people today.. well, my favorite overlooked movie is "a perfect world.
" in it kevin costner is an escaped felon who escapes from prison with another felon.
they then break into a house and kidnap a boy who is a (gasp!
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Mozzer4Life
Well, it would have to be Rushmore . A quirky comedy, with excellent acting and a great script. This is one of my favorite movies, but hardly anyone has seen it! Another overlooked movie I feel is Dog Day Afternoon starring Al Pacino. Not your typical bank robbing movie. It was made in 1975, a great year to be born I might add. This movie looks like it was done in the 70's, but deals with a pretty controversial subject, homosexuality. Interesting to see Al Pacino play such a unique character.