Posts by Naeblis

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To all the single ex-dubs

by nytelecom1 in

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did being in the org really screw up your idea of what dating is.. i gues you would have to had "courted" in the org to answer this question.. the orgs idea of dating is in a sense to get married.. while outside.... marriage isnt even thought of for a looooong while.. my question is because i dont know if a girl is .

being casual or brushing me off : )

Naeblis

I draw diagrams on my legs

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You Know...nice apostate stuff

by ISP in

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yeah...i was looking at your stuff that you posted down the board.

plenty of yk bible 'insights'........of course none of which would be supported with references to wts publications.the wts would reject all that stuff and df you if you tried spreading it in your community.. .

after all the wts said in the 1.8.01 wt page 14.... he does not advocate or insist on personal opinions or harbor private ideas when it comes to bible understanding.. .

Naeblis

YouNO considers himself above these restrictions. He sees them as for the "average" JW and not for a gifted prophet such as himself. All I have to say about YouNO is what I usually say. *yawn*

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FATAL ASSUMPTIONS

by You Know in

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jesus further related in the 15th chapter of john: "nevertheless, i have spoken these things to you that, when the hour for them arrives, you may remember i told them to you.

these things, however, i did not tell you at first, because i was with you.

so, the point is that jesus has not told his anointed ones certain things yet because the hour for them has not arrived.

Naeblis

*yawn*

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Are there any inactive bro/sis. trying to get back

by matrix1313 in

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i was wondering if there are any brothers or sisters who for various reasons have drifted away or left the truth and are trying to get back to serve jehovah.

Naeblis

The only thing I'm trying to get back is the walkman I forgot in the coatroom the last meeting I went to.

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Next get together in Toronto!!! :-)

by peterstride in

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friends

hi gang, .

to make it easier for the out of towners (especially the ones driving in from the us), how does everyone feel about having our next get together on a saturday...say saturday, august 18th, starting at 4pm?

(i'll be working on the 11th and the 25th...).

Naeblis

You must provide suitable female accompaniment for myself. Preferably between the ages of 19-25. She must be buxom and well versed. If I quote shakespeare to the bus boy and cuff him on the ear she must laugh at my elitism. That is all.

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Truth hurts

by Decidedly_Unsure in

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i can't believe it's all a sham!

remember before i was baptized, i wondered onto a hostile site and felt a sickening dread, when i confronted the sister who studied with me she reassured me that i shouldn't worry, all the stuff on those sites are written by bitter outcasts who have nothing constructive to offer, "after all", she said, ""did you ever read anything upbuilding there?

" well, here i am baptized, back on the net 4 years later and wham!!

Naeblis

It doesn't hurt nearly as much as getting a hockey stick in the shins.

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do you jw's really have the truth ?

by skeptical 1 in

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i am interested in knowing why you jw's seem so sure you have the truth?

are you just brainwashed or do you really have the facts to back up your claims?

Naeblis

I have the truth. If anyoen wants to know what it is just ask.

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Life Story

by Naeblis in

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well i was born and raised in calcutta in 1899. my father was a snake charmer and my mother the adulterous wife of a wealthy importer/exporter.

the years passed slowly and my father slipped deeper into the alcholic haze that was his life, forcing me at the tender age of 13 to take over the family business.

numerous hospital visits later i decided this was not the life for me and leaving my father behind i set out to conquer the world.

Naeblis

Well I was born and raised in Calcutta in 1899. My father was a snake charmer and my mother the adulterous wife of a wealthy importer/exporter. The years passed slowly and my father slipped deeper into the alcholic haze that was his life, forcing me at the tender age of 13 to take over the family business. Numerous hospital visits later I decided this was not the life for me and leaving my father behind I set out to conquer the world.

10 years later found me working at a banana plantation in East Asia, where I fell out of favour with the local authorities on account of my monkey smuggling ring. Forced to flee, I made my way to Canada where I became quite the celebrity for a time when I posed nude for "Nude" magazine. The name was dull and uninspired and when I suggested a change to "MEN opause Magazine: The FUN years" I was offered a job on the board of directors.

However, once again my interest in the smuggling trade, this time smuggling rare albino Wildebeasts (which I affectionately named Crackerbeasts) got me into trouble with the local authorities and I was fired from my well paying position.

39, out of work, and rapidly losing the rugged good looks which allowed me to "baboon" through life as it were, I had reached the end of my figurative rope. So, it seemed almost fitting to reach my end with a LITERAL rope. I strung myself up and took the plunge, only to awaken to the face of the most beautiful woman I had ever seen! Her name was Jasmine Weatherbee, a singer/actress who had seen me swinging through the window of the rope store and had cut me down.

For the next 50 years we were inseperable. Partly because of our love for each other, partly because of that unfortunate super glue experiment gone horribly wrong. She died 2 years ago next week....I miss her terribly but whenever I need to see her face I just look over to the husk of her corpse still attached to my side and smile. Sure the years have been rough but I've led an interesting life. And I wouldnt change anything.

What's your story peoples? Where you all from?

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