Posts by Naeblis

Once upon a time, many days and years ago
was a people that professed that the future they did know
and they proudly walked in strides and their eyes they kept high
and with confidence and surety they said that Christ was nigh
1874 they said. It came and went. Goodbye!

Well the wisdom of these people quickly found out their mistake
A small faux pas in numbers proved their judgement to be fake
and they proudly walked in strides and their eyes they kept high
and with confidence and surety they said that Christ was nigh
1884 they said (10 years later) but it came and went! Goodbye!

Well now some people were confused and others still were mad
and loud became the murmerings of those that had been had
And the leader of this charming group knew something he must tell
so in the year 1914 he smiled, the world will go to HELL!!!
It came and went, surprise again, and nothing happened then

"Well shit," said Russel in dismay, "can't a prophet get a break??"
"I don't ask for much," he sighed aloud, "just for a prophecy to take."
Now here an idea formed in his head and he knew just what to do
"I'll combine the other prophecies with this last one that I blew!"
"1914," he said, "what I REALLY meant, was that Christ came back to Earth"

The embarassment to Russel was as large as was his pride
so soon thereafter on a train he went and promptly died
and the people cried and the people wailed and the people picked again
and a newer (drunker) man stepped forward to wield the prophet pen

Rutherford was this fine man's name (though he WAS a little crazy)
he said "Prophets on a roll just can't afford to become lazy!"
And he took out the red prophet pen and said with an impish grin
"in 1925 the old prophets will return to clear our sins!"
1925 was it, it came and went, well fucking shit

Doctrine came and doctrine went and doctrine came again
Vaccines are evil! Wait they're not! Wait yes they are my friend!
Organ transplants!?!? Christ! My lord! To use anothers heart????
You'd be better off to do your shopping at the Human Mart!
(Cannibalism you see) Oh my!

Of course this all would seem bizarre to those who read it now
For to see the truth your faithful and discreet slave won't allow
But out again came the prophet pen and a newer tale was spun
For in 1975 (for sure) this wicked world is done!!
It came and went..yet again..that fucking pen!!!

Deny, deny, deny again, was the strategy employed
"We never said in 1975 the world would be destroyed!"
"YOU must have made this up,"they said, "WE never said we knew."
So why did so many people leave if what they said is true??

For now the prophet pen is dry, dates retired too
but the end is ever close my friend its wrath you'll come to rue!
I hope this poem has helped you see that God he never lies
and why the "Truth" is hardly that
And why my faith now dies.

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LET'S MAKE A LITTLE WAGER

by You Know in

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friends

perhaps you recall the instance in the bible where samson made a wager with the philistines that they couldnt guess his riddle.

as it turned out they wheedled the answer out of him by his fiancee, but the point is that they had a wager.

since the underlying assumption of the apostasy is that we are not living in the last days of this system of things, and that this world is not facing anything remotely like the biblical apocalypse, at least not any time soon, in the spirit of such antagonism, i would like to propose a similar wager.

Naeblis

What's your point? That you don't understand sarcasm?? :)

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LET'S MAKE A LITTLE WAGER

by You Know in

jw
friends

perhaps you recall the instance in the bible where samson made a wager with the philistines that they couldnt guess his riddle.

as it turned out they wheedled the answer out of him by his fiancee, but the point is that they had a wager.

since the underlying assumption of the apostasy is that we are not living in the last days of this system of things, and that this world is not facing anything remotely like the biblical apocalypse, at least not any time soon, in the spirit of such antagonism, i would like to propose a similar wager.

Naeblis

I'll take your bet YOuKnow. But first define the rules of the game. What constitutes war? Panic? Let's be a bit more specific and I'm in.

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Question about Inactives.

by Naeblis in

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is there anyways the society benefits from counting me as an inactive?

up until i had this thought i was content to just walk away.

i don't really care what actions they take about me since they lost any authority with me long ago.

Naeblis

Is there anyways the society benefits from counting me as an inactive? Up until i had this thought I was content to just walk away. I don't really care what actions they take about me since they lost any authority with me long ago. BUT...if they're making a buck off me this is different. Does anyone know?

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Need new drink!!!

by tattoogrl333 in

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ok this has nothing to do with being a jw or anything of that nature but it is important to me and i need some help:.

here goes i have been drinking rum and coke (bacardi) since i can remember and finally realized that maybe it is contributing to my severly harsh hangovers.

so i went on a quest in search of a new drink.

Naeblis

I like drinking Whiskey Sours like a 95 year old widowed debutante!!

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Last Thursdayism

by Cygnus in

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this is a chat i had a few months ago on yahoo (you people who chat on this stupid board, get yer asses over to yahoo, now!)..

jag1lisa: what religion are you.

cygnustsp: last thursdayist.

Naeblis

ROFL COMF :P

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WTS PUBLICATIONS ANYBODY

by Bibleboy in

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does anyone know where i can get wts publications or books from the first year of publications up to 1950?.

please reply or email me at .

[email protected].

Naeblis

Well not only are you a liar but you're delusional as well. I won't waste anymore of my time on a troll. Bye bye!

Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.

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WTS PUBLICATIONS ANYBODY

by Bibleboy in

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friends

does anyone know where i can get wts publications or books from the first year of publications up to 1950?.

please reply or email me at .

[email protected].

Naeblis

Naeblis: Godrules? Is that you?

Jesus_is_god: No, this is the first time I've ever been on this
forum.

Simon: Actually, isn't it a bit misleading to say you are "new to this forum" Jesus_Is_God when you have previously been posting as 'bibleboy' ?

This proves you are a liar Liarboy. You claimed it was your first time when it was not. You are a liar. Let's quote from your favourite book shall we?? What does the bible say will happen to liars??? Open your bibles with me please brothers and sisters to Revelation 21:8

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Hope you enjoy your stay in Hell.

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Don't call me 'Anyway', but God's name is...

by Bibleboy in

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friends

... andy.

god's name is andy.... you know that old song.... "...andy walks with me; andy talks with me...".

all joking aside... interesting piece of knowledge for you all:.

Naeblis

Sorry Bibleboy. But you are a known liar. How can we trust the things you say?? We have to be cautious with you.