Posts by notjustyet

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The Turkey and Stuffing were on sale at the store . . .. (Happy Thanksgiving)

by skeeter1 in

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remember when we used to have thanksgiving, under the guise of "the turkey was on sale...."?

this year, i'm going to dress up as a pilgrim.

what are you doing for thanksgiving?.

notjustyet

Oh, how I wish some of my uber JW friends would send me a pic of them eating this meal, always on Thanks Giving day with their entire family, cause Jehovah says that when you find a wife, who can find a deal on frozen turkey, you have found a good thing.

I guess I was a purist in this area as I did not think that under any circumstances that we should eat this meal on that day and probably within a month of that DAY for any reason as it could stumble others. I was like "What are we trying to do here people!!"

Now I just hope that the turkey is not dried out too much.

Hint, cook your turkey with the breast down to keep it moist. (God please don't strike me dead for saying that)

Also, I bet that there are Jw moms everywhere telling their kids "If there ever was a day that you should chew your food thoroughly, it would be today as mommy and daddy don't want to explain to the elders that JR died choking on a piece of turkey on thanksgiving day."

NJY

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Are They Cynically Shutting Down The Organization?

by metatron in

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i've raised this idea before but recent events seem to support it.

changes in the watchtower may be guided by more than a need for cash flow: they may simply be liquidating/shutting it down as discreetly as possible.. of course, this doesn't mean they stop working on their upstate ny country club - but it could mean that the throrough going exposure and disproof of their beliefs on the internet, when it emerged, took many of them by surprize, as it did many of us!

after awhile, they generally gave up trying to make any sense of their doctrines - and coupled with cash flow issues - moved towards a quiet retreat.. take a look at a few things:.

notjustyet

Remember when we were told that "If the Goverment attacks Gods true organization you will need to form smaller groups and meet in peoples houses to keep the preaching work eveen under ban as there is a time when Jehovahs people will be separated and spread out possibly unable to recieve directions from his chosen F&DS" Paraphrasing quie a bit here but i'm sure you get the point, we might not be here for you and you will have to learn now how to subsist on your own.

Could this be used to show what is in their future, not that they thought of this in advance as I do not think that they ever thought that they would be in this position financially having to sell off branches etc. It could play right into their hand though and this kinda reminds me of the last part of the movie" The Sting" with Robert Redford where they made off with the "marks" money without him even knowing that they were still alive and had taken advantage of him.

I don't think that this is all planned out in advance, just a way to distract the rank and file while making them think that it is what was "prophet-seized" in advance.

NJY

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Governing body member engaged... Again!

by OneDayillBeFree in

just found out that the australian governong body member known as geoffrey jackson got engaged to a sister about two weeks ago.

it really shocked me at first but then i remembered how other members of the gb have remarried in the past like daniel sidlik.

what made me say "woah" was hearing that the holy bride to be is really young!

notjustyet

I mean if something gets "weird" what she gonna do, go to the elders?

NJy

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Is a camera considered a recording device in a jc?

by solomon in

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take lots of pictures of the elders on the judicial committee..

notjustyet

I would say so, it records video and audio.

So yes it is .

I always thought that if I even went there I would just have a transmitter that would link up wirelessly with a recorder into my car outside. This way I would not be lieing when they asked me if I have a recording device on.

There is a video series on youtube under user jwstruggle that shows how he recorded his JC using an ipone placed into a tie. I would suggest if anyone does this to remove any large amounts of music and or existing videos so that you will have plenty more storage for recording.

NJY

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WT Elders school: Look how cute that kindly old elder is! Too bad the Talmud says we have to stone our victim anyway

by sir82 in

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more haphazard thougths on the recently concluded elder school..... a big chunk of time was spent on a video which traced a judicial case, all the way from the confession to the elders through the decision to disfellowship the guy.. here is a very brief synopsis of the video:.

tearful late-teen or early-20's publisher confesses to 2 elders that he committed fornication with a "worldly girl" who is now preganant and wants to marry him.

the elders give him some "homework" to do prior to his judcial committee - read psalm 51 and an old wt article.

notjustyet

You know how people would go into a movie theatre and record the movie and then show it at hope. Never did this just heard about it.

Well, Someone needs to start thinking along these lines if we ever want to get a copy of it to show.

Is there not some way?

Cue the Mission Impossible music,...

Someone has got to get this, for the sake of humanity!!

NJY

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Birthday coming up within the next year,...

by notjustyet in

(that "within the next year" was to throw off anyone trying to figure out who i am).

and i was thinking about a cake for me,... do you think it would be wrong to have one made in the shape of,...."john the baptist head"?.

i was thinking of having it on a large platter we have here in the house.

notjustyet

(that "within the next year" was to throw off anyone trying to figure out who I am)

And I was thinking about a cake for me,..
Do you think it would be wrong to have one made in the shape of,...."John the Baptist head"?

I was thinking of having it on a large platter we have here in the house. If I do this would putting pictures of it online offend anyone?
Has anyone done this before? lol

Im just funning as I would not be able to pull this off, but just wanted to be first to throw it out there.

Edit, Found a place that has already done this.

A family studying Matthew decided to pull this off.

http://texaskirkwoods.blogspot.com/2012/10/john-baptist-cake.html

Here is another one, and it is a church doing it. Are these people crazy?

http://www.emcnorthwest.com/20120906/news/Picnic+brings+parishioners+together+to+celebrate

NJY

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WT Elders school: Avoid black and white thinking - now look at this zebra

by sir82 in

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continuing on with my haphazard review of the recent one-day elders school..... in one of the introductory talks, the co was making the point that we can't view things merely from a black and white perspective.

many issues have "shades of gray" and we need to use discernment in such situations.. and i'm thinking "finally!

maybe he will continue on to make an actual, reasonable point!".

notjustyet

It seems that they are changing their "black and white" thinking to "Black and Blue" thinking.

Seems like they are hammering the elders for being too nice lately, several threads make mention of this.

NJY

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Does This Looks like James Woods' Magnificent Ferrari? What Do You Think?

by Scott77 in

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notjustyet

Hmmm,... doesn't look like a service car to me.

NJY

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WT Elders school: The WTS has progressed from just plain stupid to dangerously stupid

by sir82 in

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friends

fresh off the recent 1-day elders school.

to keep things readable i'll post "highlights" over the next several days in different topics.

point 1: they have progressed from "just plain" stupid to dangerously stupid.. .

notjustyet

Is this a DVD being played?

And is it under lock and key? If not, who's thinking what I'm thinking?

Njy

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How Did The Watchtower Reason Away Their United Nation Membership Card? Poor Malawi Brothers!

by ÁrbolesdeArabia in

the brothers in malawi died, sisters were rapped for not buying a government card which the watchtower organization did for itself with the united nations (ngo status, card carryning members of the wild beast!).

why did the governing body decide it was ok to carry a united nations identification card for the watchtower society as a whole?

this makes no sense, shows how little the governing body and the "dark corporation behind the organization" does not care for jesus christ's little sheep.

notjustyet

Yes, they could have reasoned, "We have found a way to use Satans WILD BEAST of Revelation against himself as a way to further the preaching work in foreign lands, and the WILD BEAST MUST comply with honoring our request to become a member"

I'm sure that they would have found some scripture to back it up and of course it would have been fullfilling prophecy to boot.

NJY