Alan told me that they had simply run out of chairs in the room and that Paula and her sister needed a place to sit.
Dave...
I feel sooooooooooooooooo used..Alan said we were playing musical chairs!!
You guys are the best, I'm crying now.....really I am. I think if Paula and her sister sat on my lap I would feel a lot better. I need....need.....sniff....love and stuff.
I've been waiting for you to come to your senses..