i know waiting is the queen of quotes, but when i got this in my inbox today, i just had to post it.....
Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a
man's genitals through his wallet.
--Robin Williams
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
--Billy Crystal
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
that!"
--Sean Connery
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
--Robert De Niro
I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't
know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the
boss's job and I don't want it.
--Bill Cosby
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough
attention to women's breasts?
--Hugh Grant
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front
lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we
can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
--Elayne Boosler
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men
are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause
severe swelling. So what's the problem?
--Dustin Hoffman
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
--Elizabeth Taylor
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't
think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn.
Men think,"I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house.
--Rod Stewart
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.-Jeff Bridges
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time.
--Robin Williams
keep smiling
love
harmony