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  How do you know if you're going to heaven?

  by Christiangal in

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  the only way to go to heaven is believing that jesus christ is god's son, and that he was sent here to earth to die on the cross for our sins.

  if you confess him as lord and savior, then and only then, will you be certain that you are going to heaven.

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  The indians don't want to go to heaven, they just want thier land back and to be left alone.
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  A BIG Thank You...

  by think41self in

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  to simon and angharad for making this place possible.

  to all of the wonderful people i've met here.

  when my husband was posting on h2o, i would read over his shoulder, and he would read aloud to me some of the controversial subject matter.

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  Congrats!! A Thousand letters. WoW.
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  Why I think the Borg will have another enemy soon.

  by Mindchild in

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  there is that old story i'm reminded of sometimes about the world being full of three types of people.

  the people who make things happen, the people who watch things happen, and the people who have no idea of what is going on.

  i thought you might want to at least be in the second catagory so i wanted to share something i found interesting with you.. i have two short poems and a short story for you to read below, and if you care to read these you might find something quite remarkable about them.. long years have passed.

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  We are going to live forever!!! As computers. Then they
  will clean up the earth and restore it to it's original
  state then be turned into a complete paradise.

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  Today is my B-day and here is my brief story

  by STRUGGLE in

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  i am a third generation jw.

  i told him we would talk later.

  later told me i was going to be dis'f.

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  Rambeling on?
  Happy B-Day Struggle and welcome to the board.
  This is a good place to unload as I to have found.
  Ramble on anytime.
  plm
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  Paranoid about death and im only 31????

  by master chief in

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  dont get me wrong im a really happy guy and live an exciting life but since i was about 20 iv always thought about how frightening the reality of death is it really bugs me ill give you an example im really young now of course and then i might walk passed a graveyard and even look at the stones and then i think that will be me one day.

  but i cant imagine being dead i want to live forever and all i want to know is do you think the dead are conscious of nothing or is there life after death.

  iv got this idea though see what you make of it, i think that r bodys are just shells and are life is in us and when we die we go to another realm maybe heaven etc i thought of this because angels can supposedly materialize in to human form and viceversa so what do you think people is there really life after death

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  Two people, tired and dirty, quietly standing by a grave one leaning on a shovel. They just buried a dear friend.
  Both gazing down at their friends grave, one wiping the sweat from his brow, when
  Finally the silence is broken, “So what do think happens after you die?” asks’ one friend to the other. While still gazing down at the grave and hesitating for just a moment the other friend replied,
  “Not much.”
  Lonesome Dove
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  Part 1: Breaking Ground with Crisis of Conscience

  by Amazing in

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  part 1: breaking ground with crisis of conscience .

  while attending the district convention at the cow palace in san francisco, the jw man who had brought me into the religion, told me that ray franz had resigned from the governing body, and several were disfellowshipped from bethel in a major cleaning out of apostates.

  i was shocked, and asked why ray franz would resign.

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  Amazing
  I just got the house to myself w/no interuptions
  I enjoyed reading part 1 very much.
  Are you going to share more about what was in his
  book? I have never read it.
  plm
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  AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC

  by plmkrzy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this means more of us can come to the apostate bbq!!.

  australia gets drunk, wakes up in north atlantic.

  tired of being isolated and ignored, continent isn't bloody moving .

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  Aussiw party?

  I would like to but I live too far away to attend.
  I came accorss this this am and thought is to
  funny not to post.
  Hope all enjoy it.
  plm
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  AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC

  by plmkrzy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  this means more of us can come to the apostate bbq!!.

  australia gets drunk, wakes up in north atlantic.

  tired of being isolated and ignored, continent isn't bloody moving .

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  This means more of us can come to the apostate BBQ!!

  AUSTRALIA GETS DRUNK, WAKES UP IN NORTH ATLANTIC
  Tired of Being Isolated and Ignored, Continent Isn't Bloody Moving

  Sydney, 800 miles S. of Nova Scotia (SatireWire.com) — After what witnesses described as an all night blinder during which it kept droning on about how it was always being bloody ignored by the whole bloody world and would bloody well stand to do something about it, Australia this morning woke up to find itself in the middle of the North Atlantic.

  "Good Lord, that was a booze up," said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister,
  John Howard, speaking from his residence at Kirribilli House, approximately 600 nautical miles east of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina.
  According to Australians and residents of several countries destroyed or lewdly insulted during the continent's nearly 7,000-mile saltwater stagger, the binge began just after noon yesterday at a pub in Brisbane, where several patrons were discussing Australia Day (Jan. 26) and the nation's general lack of respect from abroad.
  "It started off same as always; coupla fossils saying how our Banjo Patterson was a better poet than Walt Whitman, how Con the Fruiterer is funnier than Seinfeld, only they're Aussies so no one knows about 'em," recalled witness Kevin Porter. "Then this bloke Martin pipes up and says Australia's main problem is that it's stuck in Australia, and everybody says 'Too right!'"
  "Well, it made sense at the time," Porter added.
  By 2 a.m., powered by national pride and alcohol, the 3-million-square-mile land mass was barging eastward through the Coral Sea and crossing into the central Pacific, leaving a trail of beer cans and Chinese take-away in its wake.
  When dawn broke over the Northern Hemisphere, the continent suddenly found itself, not only upside down, but smack in the middle of the Atlantic, and according to most of its 19 million inhabitants, that's the way it's going to stay.
  "We sent troops to Afghanistan. You never hear about it. We have huge government scandals. You never hear about it. It's all 'America did this,' and 'Europe says that,'" exclaimed Perth resident Paul Watson. "Well, we're right in the thick of things now, so let's just see if you can you ignore us."
  Officials on both sides of the Atlantic conceded that would be difficult. "They broke Florida," said U.S. State Department spokesman Richard Boucher. "And most of Latin America is missing."
  Meanwhile, victims of what's already been dubbed the "Australian Crawl" are still shaking off the event.
  "Australia bumped into us at about midnight local time," said Hawaii governor Ben Cayetano. "They were very friendly — they always seem friendly — but they refused to go around unless we answered their questions. But the questions were impossible. 'Who is Ian Thorpe? Do you have any Tim Tams? What day is Australia Day?'"
  "Fortunately, somebody here had an Unimportant World Dates calendar and we aced the last one," Cayetano added.

  Panama, however, was not so lucky.
  "Australia came through here screaming curses at us to let them through," said Ernesto Carnal, who guards the locks at the entrance to the Panama Canal. "We said they would not fit, so they demanded to speak with a manager. When I go to find Mr. Caballos, they sneak the whole continent through."
  When Caballos shouted to the fleeing country that it had not paid, Australia "accidentally" backed up and took out every nation in the region, as well as the northern third of Venezuela. They then made up a cheery song about it.
  By late morning today, however, not everyone in Australia was quite so blithe. "We've still got part of Jamaica stuck to Queensland," said Australian army commander Lt. Gen. Peter Cosgrove. "I think we might have declared war on it. I don't bloody remember. Maybe it's time to go home."
  Cosgrove, however, is not in the majority, and at press time, U.S., African, and European leaders were still desperately trying to negotiate for Australia's withdrawal. But the independent-minded Aussies were not making it easy. In a two-hour meeting at midday, Australian representatives listed their demands: immediate inclusion in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, a permanent CNN presence in all 6 Australian states, a worldwide ban on hiring Paul Hogan, a primetime U.S. television contract for Australian Rules Football, and a 4,500-mile-long bridge between Sydney and Los Angeles.
  U.S. negotiators immediately walked out, calling the Australian Rules Football request "absurd."
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  Not good enough

  by tigger23 in

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  2. friends

  jw kids have a lot to live up to.

  we, like any other kids try to please our parents.

  we follow their rules and expectations and do everthing we can to make them proud.

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  Hi and welcome aboard Tigger
  I heard stories of the day's when it's all better.
  I'm not possitive yet but I think there's a place you eventually get to and discover you just found a better place to keep the crap. And then you realize how much wisdom you have accumilated because of everything and surrived. And then you feel pretty damn good about yourself.
  Thats the road I want to be on anyway. It may seem like a real narrow one at times but you have lots of company.
  plm
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  Giving Up Smoking

  by ballistic in

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  2. friends

  i'm giving up smoking on the 22nd.

  it will be the third time, but this time as part of a government sponsored training course with drugs and patches supplied etc.

  anyone else given up and got any helpfull advise?.

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  Best of luck to you Ballistic!!!
  I've tried to quit several times. The best I did was two weeks.

  If your one of those who can't get out of the driveway without liteing-up
  I you might consider getting the inside of your car steamed.

  Mommie Dark
  I haven't tried that mason jar theropy yet. Next time I get desprit enough to quit I just might.