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  So What Would You Do If You Won $550,000,000?

  by Mary in

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  ok, so the mega millions jackpot is at half a billion dollars.

  if you won and decided to take it in a lump sum, you automatically lose 40%, then there's state and federal taxes, so you'd actually get a 'meazly' $240,000,000.. what would you do if you won that kind of money?

  other than donate a chunk to the world-wide-wit-lessing-work..........

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  Zordino

  I would personally invest 95% of it into various solid investments and turn the 300 million into 3 billion over 10 years

  Also, I would start my own charity helping victims of child abuse and run away's by opening up places for shelter, education, healthcare and nutrition's for vicitims of abuse in my own city. Also, I would Lobby to get a Law passed to allow authorities to Castrate any sexual predator's and shove it down their own throats.

  If a case involve's a JW sexual predator, they will get the same but also get their Head shoved up their arse as an added bonus.

  And who says money can't buy happiness?
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  how exactly does god communicate w/ the gb?

  by mP in

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  just wondering has there ever been a definitive article responding to this or a similar q ?.

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  I think the GB just has a Farting contest and the one with the loudest and smelliest Fart is the one with that gets to chose a doctrinal change that day... They're All Old Farts in any case.
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  Pre 1914 Utopia?

  by Flat_Accent in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  thinking back to all those talks i heard about the sign of the last days, one thing that many used as proof of christ's presence was the dramatic changes, socially and politically, which all began in 1914. in the reasoning book, a few quotes are listed:.

  "looking back from the vantage point of the present we see clearly today that the outbreak of world war i ushered in a twentieth-century 'time of troubles'-in the expressive term of the british historian arnold toynbee-from which our civilization has by no means yet emerged.

  directly or indirectly all the convulsions of the last half century stem back to 1914.

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  Pre 1914 Utopia? What complete nonsense! Can anyone say Dark ages? Even coming out of the Dark ages, the centuries that came after up intil the 20th Century have been brutal to say the least. the whole "before 1914 the world was so much better" BS is just another WT scam to justify their BS 1914 last days false prophecy. Its a Lie and anyone with even 2 brain cells can see that with a little reading. Some people will just believe anything because the WT said so and yah know, God talks through these clowns. Mind Control at its finest.
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  Why doesn't the WT close the religion?

  by Aussie Oz in

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  2. friends

  i was pondering the other day, why the watchtower corporation doesn't just sell off all the kingdom halls and hang the jws out to dry seeing they make far more $$$ from business than peddling the religion these days.. then it dawned on me... they need to keep that little sideline going for the tax breaks!.

  slow learner i guess.. oz .

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  As Long as they continue to bring in the Cash Flow... they'll never close. Its Business 101. They make enormous amounts of money in their Building/realestate endeavors. Think about it. They sucker in a bunch of members to cough up as much as they can toward the purchase of a property (in a few cases the land is donated), have more sucker's build it for free, and have the original suckers pay for the rest by way of getting a mortgage (through the WT mind you) . Afther 20 years and the KH/AH is paid for.... its probably appreciated very much and is paid for and belongs to the WTS. ALL TAX FREE! Now thats a GREAT Business! And they won't give that up anytime soon. They've got a lot of gullible people in many other Countrie with emerging economies that are still dumb enough to fall for their scam.
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  Serena wants to marry a JW - does anyone want to be evenly yoked?

  by dozy in

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  2. friends

  http://www.s2smagazine.com/stories/2012/03/serena-williams-wants-man-her-faith.

  she says that she is "studying" to become a jw , so i guess that fits in with the report that her & venus are ubps , not baptised.. personally i prefer caroline woznaicki , but i don't doubt that there will be a quite a few jw guys that regard her as ace & might be tempted to play mixed doubles , court and have a love game with serena.

  and with her 85 million usd wealth , i'm guessing that that part time janitor or window washing job might no longer be necessary..

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  I don't know if I could marry a girl who could beat the hell out of me in an arm wrestle or benchpressing. Now if she looked like this: I would marry her in a heartbeat.
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  Our Parents Are Freaking Idiots

  by Pig in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  yes this is the new realization i have just had.. i recently went to a family event which happened to have several witnesses, none of whom i knew, thankfully.. "oh so you're ****'s and ****'s other child, (the evil son that went astray) nice to finally meet you".

  anyway my dad comments to me saying that there are allot of nice single girls in the truth.

  then he asks me if i've met any nice girls lately.. "well, no dad, it's quite hard to meet new people once... you know...you leave the org.

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  "Do they not realize that the reason WE struggle is not because the world is an evil place. We struggle because that's how the watchtower designed it to be for us. Since birth they have made it so that we would be so fucking retarded that we would be forever bound to the org."

  Well said PIG; Many Jaydub's born into the CULT have many social problems and many end up becoming Anti-social misfits who have a hard time fitting in. I have a brother (now out) and 2 sister's (Ubber Spiritual Pioneer Types) who are very socially disfunctional. My brother has no friends at all and suffers from Depression and Panic attacks. My parents are also stupid and gullible faithfull Jaydubs with no logic or reason left in their Brain! They've been WT Corporate Drones for almost 50 years.
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  Biting off more than they can chew - why I think the Society's internet approach is good for us, bad for them...

  by cedars in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i've been giving some thought to the society's latest decision to reduce the size of the awake, and relaunch jw.org as a revamped site - intended for bringing in yet more converts.

  for those who missed it, here is the relevant part of the leaked letter to elders discussing these changes.... the internet is a technology that jehovahs organization is using to good advantage to spread the good news to all corners of the earth.

  consider the impact our web sites are having.

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  I believe that in the long run, encouraging people to use the internet for their spiritual dog food will get people to start researching other sites. We Humans are a curious bunch, and we are especially curious when something is forbiden. It makes it all the more tempting to look into.

  In other words... its gona backfire on The WT.
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  Serena Williams wants a man of her faith

  by behemot in

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  2. friends

  http://www.s2smagazine.com/stories/2012/03/serena-williams-wants-man-her-faith.

  serena williams wants a man of her faith start node-story.tpl.php serena: 'i think it's important when you marry to be evenly yoked'posted wed, 2012-03-28 17:32 by tracy scottlike most women, serena williams wants a man wholl adore her, respect her and be faithful, but she also has another requirement for any future love interest.

  he must be a jehovahs witness.. i think its important when you marry to be evenly yoked, said serena, who is currently working toward becoming a member of that faith.. ive been studying to be a jehovahs witness, so i go to kingdom hall, she told s2s publisher jamie foster brown.

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  I wouldn't mind getting between her breasts though. Nice booby's
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  Serena Williams wants a man of her faith

  by behemot in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.s2smagazine.com/stories/2012/03/serena-williams-wants-man-her-faith.

  serena williams wants a man of her faith start node-story.tpl.php serena: 'i think it's important when you marry to be evenly yoked'posted wed, 2012-03-28 17:32 by tracy scottlike most women, serena williams wants a man wholl adore her, respect her and be faithful, but she also has another requirement for any future love interest.

  he must be a jehovahs witness.. i think its important when you marry to be evenly yoked, said serena, who is currently working toward becoming a member of that faith.. ive been studying to be a jehovahs witness, so i go to kingdom hall, she told s2s publisher jamie foster brown.

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  Imagine getting between thoes thighs? She could crush a guy like an ant. LoL
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  People coming in VS. People running out...

  by Blind_Of_Lies in

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  BoL, the only people in my area who getting suckered in (besides the kids of JW's) are some immigrants... usually the ones from poor ass countries. The general public is too aware of things these days and can smell a Rat from a mile away. I've seen some weirdo's and single mom's and stuff falling for it.. but thats it. I would say the rate is 2 to 1 in favour of more people leaving.