Posts by NotFormer

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What Theme Song Should Be Played When You Walk Into a Room?
by Sea Breeze in
1. jw
2. friends
this could fun.

what song should be played when you walk into a room that best describes you?

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NotFormer

Too Cool For School
https://youtu.be/6KUVOW6aR2Y?si=i6J9X0Zwe97Ve1ME
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Removed - blood card
by skin in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i overheard a discussion between two jws, they said that when someone is disfellowshipped, they are asked to hand their blood card back to the elders.

i had never heard of this before, is this correct?.
NotFormer

"It's not like the old days where at a meeting each year everyone was asked to fill out a new one and get it witnessed."
I once asked a question about this on here* and there were a few doubtfuls, in the UK, anyway, but I was sure that I'd read about that sort of thing a couple of decades ago. Did WT legal disallow it, due to the obvious smoking gun of WT interference in "a conscience matter"? Could anyone in the congregation not turn up to the meeting? Could you get away with not having a blood card?
*Found the thread:
https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/6048618390224896/blood-card-check
Apparently HIPAA killed that little exercise in authoritarian overreach. 🙄
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Removed - blood card
by skin in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i overheard a discussion between two jws, they said that when someone is disfellowshipped, they are asked to hand their blood card back to the elders.

i had never heard of this before, is this correct?.
NotFormer

Why would you hand it over to the elders? It's your document, your property. You should burn/shred it at the first opportunity and make sure that they don't have any future say in your healthcare.
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Removed - blood card
by skin in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i overheard a discussion between two jws, they said that when someone is disfellowshipped, they are asked to hand their blood card back to the elders.

i had never heard of this before, is this correct?.
NotFormer

Sounds dodgy to me. If the disfellowshipped person is hospitalised, needing a blood transfusion and unconscious, the elders could give the blood card to the HLC, who could then use it to stop a transfusion, even if the disfellowshipped person is fine with one.
So much for the reformed, "kinder and gentler" WT. When the HLCs are disbanded and the corpses of every last GB member are hanging from gibbets, being feasted upon by carrion fowl, I'll believe in WT reform!
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We Don’t Give Christmas Presents; We Give Presents To Each Other All Year Long!
by Sea Breeze in
1. jw
2. friends
how many of you dutifully told this lie to your friends as a kid?.
NotFormer

"An elder and I talked about this along time ago out in service. He said he knew the friends were saying they would give other times of the year to each other but in reality they never do, He said that was a sad fact."
Giving presents diverts money away from "da Worldwide work™️" 🙄
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They are running out of people to do their stuff.
by liam in
1. watchtower
2. bible
this is the watchtower study article being studied today.

so it’s the current new light!.

what are the new qualifications to be an “elder-aka older man...and circuit overseer?.
NotFormer

"We’re seeing the Borg trying to project the appearance of reinventing itself."
"Not quite the same thing."
Amen. When they start dismantling the HLCs, I'll believe that they are genuinely interested in reform.
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Did Anyone Get A Sparlock Toy For Christmas?
by NotFormer in
1. jw
2. friends
it's the perfect gift!

😊😭😁😺.

merry christmas everyone!!
NotFormer

It's the perfect gift! 😊😭😁😺
Merry Christmas everyone!!!🎄 🧑‍🎄🍗🕯️☃️
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Merry Christmas Everyone
by jhine in
1. jw
2. experiences
it's that time of year again .

in the words of the bard ( noddy holder ) " it's christmaaas " .

merry christmas everybody .
NotFormer

Great seeing Caleb and Sophia's family celebrating! Of course, until the Mum guilts the kids into dumping all their presents into the garbage, like in the Sparlock episode. 🙄
Merry Christmas everyone?
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Merry Christmas Everyone
by jhine in
1. jw
2. experiences
it's that time of year again .

in the words of the bard ( noddy holder ) " it's christmaaas " .

merry christmas everybody .
NotFormer

Can't he just participate, Riley, and say "To Sheol with them and their idiotic rules!"? Or is there some arsehole who might dob him in?
BTW, the "we don't do Christmas" feast by the Kingdom Hall dwellers is a nice touch. The hypocrisy is so tangible that you would think that they would trip over it.
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They are running out of people to do their stuff.
by liam in
1. watchtower
2. bible
this is the watchtower study article being studied today.

so it’s the current new light!.

what are the new qualifications to be an “elder-aka older man...and circuit overseer?.
NotFormer

The last two times they came to our door it was two young blokes. I don't know if that has any bearing on or relation to the above discussion.