pssssst... It's really Jon Stewart that chicks dig. It's that sense of humor y'know...
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Bon Jovi- is this the equivalent of porn for women?
by in a new york bethel minute inif i am not allowed to watch porn, then my wife certainly may not listen to bon jovi.
am i right brothers?
bon jovi makes girls get all giddy in the loinal area.
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"Brave New World" -- have you read it?
by AlmostAtheist ini've heard alot about this book, but i've never read it.
today we happened upon a yard sale and there it was!
so i grabbed it.. i can't put the thing down.
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I read it, I thought the character of "the savage" to be profoundly moving and heartbreaking. Sad.
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My girlfriends cat is a stone-cold killer.
by Low-Key Lysmith ini don't know how to stop her.
we put a bell around her neck so that she makes noise when she moves around but she still manages to kill at least one sparrow or squirrel a day.
i was on the back porch smoking a cigar one afternoon and saw her jump up and catch a low-flying crow right out of the air.
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maybe its one of those alien big cats I keep reading about
http://www.forteantimes.com/articles/121_abc99.shtml
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Please God.....Let the Yankees Lose
by Preston ineven though i'm no longer in attendance at religious meetings, i do believe that man must have a ritual.
and my ritual is... the alcs.
and in a way it is a religious ceremony for me.
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Even though I'm no longer in attendance at religious meetings, I do believe that man must have a ritual. And my ritual is... the ALCS. And in a way it is a religious ceremony for me.1.) It's a time of rest (albeit on a comfy chair). My Sabbath
2.) I do it religiously
3.) And every time before the game starts I say "Thank God"Having a world series postseason without the Yankees is like springtime with perfect weather without a hint of anything in its place to ruin it (rain, rodents, gnats, unwelcome tourists) so please....PLEASE God.... let the Yankees lose.
I'll promise to think more about you when I watch Baseball games.
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PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY
by Sam the Man inplease do not read if you get overly upset by animal cruelty .
in the indian ocean, they are using live dogs and cats to throw in as bait for sharks.
rspca petition.
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Secret Santa 2005
by Gadget inits getting to that time of year again, so who wants to do another secret santa?
it worked out brilliantly last year and the year before.
if any one wants to join in let me know by either posting in this thread(to help keep it bttt so people can see it, lol), or pm'ing me or emailing me at [email protected]
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Oh my gosh Preston it wouldn't be the same without you on the list.
which reminds me....
PVT me if you want me to add you to my XXX-Mas card list this year
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Secret Santa 2005
by Gadget inits getting to that time of year again, so who wants to do another secret santa?
it worked out brilliantly last year and the year before.
if any one wants to join in let me know by either posting in this thread(to help keep it bttt so people can see it, lol), or pm'ing me or emailing me at [email protected]
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I wanna be a Secret Santa! Had a fun time last year...
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My Surgery is coming up soon........
by whyamihere inwell my doctor doesn't want to wait any longer.
on friday sept 30th i have my angiogram.
my step mother is so wonderful.
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I hope you get better girl if you ever want a shoulder to cry on I'll send you my #.
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I met a girl at the door who had a little dog cradeled in her arms. After I was done giving my presentation she held the dog up and the dog peed all over my shoes .... and then she closed the door in my face.
I knew I wasn't welcome at that point.
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They almost always work very hard and they genuinely try to do the right thing.
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