Thanks Auchmull.
Of course, that first method you mentioned would require the JW purloiner to LIE -- ahem, I mean, committ SPIRITUAL WARFARE! :)
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My Part in Apostate History
by noni1974 ini went to my local library to find in search of christan freedom by ray franz.they didn't have it.so i asked if they could try to get it from another library for me.they took my name and address and phone number and told me i would get something in the mail when they got it.. .
i got a letter for them last week telling me it was in.i went yeasterday to pick it up.i was happly supprized to find out they had bought it from amazon .com.now it will be in the library system for others to read.i'm planning on doing the same for c of c.if they don't buy that one i'm going to donate my copy to them.this is my little part to help others who have questions and want to read up on jw's.. .
i know it's a small part and all i did was ask.boy am i proud.
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My Part in Apostate History
by noni1974 ini went to my local library to find in search of christan freedom by ray franz.they didn't have it.so i asked if they could try to get it from another library for me.they took my name and address and phone number and told me i would get something in the mail when they got it.. .
i got a letter for them last week telling me it was in.i went yeasterday to pick it up.i was happly supprized to find out they had bought it from amazon .com.now it will be in the library system for others to read.i'm planning on doing the same for c of c.if they don't buy that one i'm going to donate my copy to them.this is my little part to help others who have questions and want to read up on jw's.. .
i know it's a small part and all i did was ask.boy am i proud.
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Question: if a book is "disappeared" from the library, is not the person that signed it out responsible for replacing or paying for it? If not, what the heck is all the security, Security Tag detectors, and Library cards for? Seriously. `Q
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Nuggets from the newest Study book, "WHAT DOES THE BIBLE Really TEACH?"
by jgnat inwell blow me down.
i learned something new today about jw doctrine.
from page 79 of the "what does the bible really teach?
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So... according to WTS doctrine, the "Almighty" is as weak-kneed as those bad parents I see on the TV show "Nanny 911", letting the naughty kids run around and raise hell and do nothing until... "later". Or worse yet, like those pathetic families (on TV's "Intervention") that hide, enable, and promote drug addicts and reward their bad behaviour.
Looking at it another way. If the embodiment of evil gets 6000+ years of "limbo time" before being punished by "The Enforcer", (a punishment which, if we accept the "Evil Spirits" doctrine, still permits these "Spirits" the metaphysical abilities to control time, space, and dimension) I'm *NOT* going to worry about being punished by for my sins. I'll probably get a five minute "time out"... in the year 8026.
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Please help - convention info
by unbrainwashed ini decided to skip the convention for the first time this year.
i have been telling everyone in my congregation that i went but just didn't see them there.
a few nosey individuals are getting suspicious and they are trying to find out if i really went or not.
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unbrainwashed, Welcome to the forum!
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CO Meeting w/Elders ("Lazy elders", Tattoos, Auto accidents)
by doinmypart ina few points from the 2006 biannual c.o.
meeting w/elders & ms. the theme was "take a personal interest in others"...phil 2:4,5. shepherding work.
we have lives in our hands.
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Just to recap: WTS is NOT involved when JWs go in service. That is why the WTS must immediately be involved if there is a auto collision... because they are NOT involved. In fact, that is how incredibly NOT involved they are! They are sssssssooooo NOT involved, they get involved first!
(Now my head hurts)
In other news... A Boy Scout Leader was at fault for a traffic collision today, while on his way home from a Boy Scout Weekend Retreat. The accident resulted in the death of an innocent pedestrian. The Boy Scout's of America released a statement saying that "Scout leaders work on their own and this is a personal matter for the Scout leader in question and we are not involved.... that is why we made sure we are the first to get involved an issue this statement."
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Goodbye all
by mouthy inyes i am quitting the forum ,,, i cant keep up with you all.
i cant remember whos who, so very happy that we have many many new ones,,,, .
let me tell you i love you all ...i have been so respected by you all & shown much unconditional love..... i know many have my home e-mail..... so if any want to - they know what to do.. i have been on here a long time.... gus,gus ( my wonderful daughter still posts on occasions.
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Mouthy, you are breaking my heart!
But I understand how you feel.
Carpe Diem!
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Governing Body member Gerrit Lösch spoke at my District Convention
by under_believer ingerrit losch (it's pronounced kinda like "lirsh") did two things at our dc (portland, or june 30-july 2).
he released the new book about the minor prophets, and he gave the closing talk, the one with the resolution in it.
first of all, losch was not promoted to the governing body because of his speaking ability.
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Here is something to consider: I'll bet a day's pay that Gerrit Losch learned the contents of the Resolution no sooner than did any other brother delivering that part in any other city.
My point: the "Governing Body" get their spiritual food the same way the rest of us do: from the Writing Department and the Service Department.
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Hosting Site for J.R. Brown Interview by LDH
by Big Tex inrevmalk has graciously agreed to host ldh's interview with j.r. brown.
http://www.lambsroar.org/jrbrown-interview-1.wma.
http://www.lambsroar.org/jrbrown-interview-2.wma.
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Sooooo..... J.R.Brown is on record as saying JWs don't think they are the one true religion.
Time for someone to insert a bunch of WTS quotes where they make that exact claim.
I've said it before, I'll say it again. J.R. Brown, you are a lying sack of sh*t. I guess that is why they made you Press Secretary. Your lying skills are far superior to the average JoHo's lying skills.
Liar.
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Show us your picture
by Honesty in.
that is, if you are able to without the prospect of facing a three-man kangaroo court appointed by jerhover to keep the congregation clean from apostate influences.. i'll go first: .
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For the record, I'm not gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). I am happily married to a beautiful woman.
But I do like Uzzah and Beans.... in a totally, manly, hetero, go out and eat steaks and drink beer and play hockey sort of way.
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District Convention Resolution?
by TheListener ini've seen some threads here on the dcs this year but i don't remember reading about a resolution that may have been passed.
i saw this on another discussion board and have no idea if it's accurate or not.
it is posted that this occurred on sunday during the last talk.
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Slim said: "Sometimes Jehovah puts wrong things in the magazine just to test us"
Right about here someone can lookup and post the following scriptures for Slim's edification:
- God does not test us
- it is impossible for God to lie
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