fakesmile

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  WHAT IF the Watchtower Society were a MAP company instead?

  by Terry in

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  12 years ago

  the world's most accurate map maker advertises:.

  "ours are the best and most accurate maps in the entire world!.

  how can we make such an absolute claim?.

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  terry, i read and reread your posts. i am hesitant to comment because, well what can be added? you should write a book.

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  Mouthy Grace is not well. Please send love.

  by return of parakeet in

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  2. friends

  12 years ago

  in another thread, mouthy said she was "not well" and mentioned "kicking the bucket.

  i believe she needs some encouragement and well wishes.. mouthy, you don't need to respond to this thread if you don't feel up to it.

  just consider it an exceptionally long get-well card..

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  i only know you as the first person to welcome me. thank you. tonight i shall ritualistically slaughter a chicken after i have choked it. when the moon peaks and all of the toads have been licked, i will start chanting krishna. at the very moment that i rub my testicles with a feather, the static healing power will transfer to you. now i say the magic words... blaaohhhchhhukka, skreeeedideet, presto. oh crap, that was the spell that turns you into a newt.

  hey, its the least i could do. feel better.

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  Nervous confronting a women I like

  by d in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  12 years ago

  i am trying to talk to a women at school i like.

  i have emailed her but she did not respond back what i should i do?

  i still get nervous around women..

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  WOAH, did you see that? wait, here it comes again. its not quite here yet... oh shit, there it went. do you know what it was? it was life and it just passed you by. you just lost some of your youth. get out from behind the computer. put your camera phone down and participate in life.

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  How do you prepare your taco meats?

  by Iamallcool in

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  12 years ago

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  its nacho business

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  Snippet from Instructions for Credit Card Donations at Circuit Events

  by Splash in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  12 years ago

  thought this was a clever little ruse.. it's on page 11 of the instructions booklet.. .

  the refund function is used to reverse a credit card transaction after it has been settled.. the refund function has been disabled.

  any donor whose debit or credit transaction.

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  go see an ass. overseer... so he can berate you for wanting a refund. ROFL.

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  ALEX FERGUSON - resignation ooooh

  by *lost* in

  1. social
  2. current

  12 years ago

  where are the conspiracy theorists.. is there a bit of dirt about to come out re the world of football.. fraud just been announced on the news too ( fifa i think ).

  we were talking about stuff like this a few weeks ago.. interesting times ahead.. .

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  or maybe there is systemic corruption. i cant even support the olympics anymore, it has become a greed driven logo competition. if you are really a fan of a certain sport, you should stop watching and go play.

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  Bible Teach Book has been getting a facelift WT Style

  by RayPublisher in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  12 years ago

  well the book they use to conduct bible studies is already showing its age, and just like the changes they made to the live forever book they are doing it to the bible teach book as well.

  here is something i found on the kool aid site jw talk .

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  pictures like this are the reason i had nightmares as a child. it looks like a bad trip.

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  If Blessings Are Like Miracles, Do You Believe In Miracles?

  by LoisLane looking for Superman in

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  12 years ago

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  just lois.

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  define miracle. in the supernatural sense no. in the "awww my babie was a miracle" sense. nope

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  Are You Raising An Introvert?

  by darth frosty in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  14 years ago

  its not easy being an introvert in an extrovert worldespecially when youre a kid.

  it is even more difficult if none of the adults in the kids life recognize that the child is an introvert.

  this doesnt happen only when the childs parents are extroverts, but also with introverted parents who have never understood their own introverted nature.. .

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  thanks for bringing this back. excellent article.

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  can you buy your way out of being disfellowshipped? What do you think it would cost?

  by hoser in

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  12 years ago

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  fakesmile 12 years ago

  everyone has a price. but any good business person would ask... what is my financial return? unlike the mormons, there is no lucritive network within the JWs. i wouldnt waste my time or money to remain in their club for a few fence painting jobs. basically, anyone who can sucessfully pull of a good bribe would have walked away before investing anything worth paying to keep.

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