God....there are so many....
1. Senile sister gets up and turns the lights off during the middle of the public talk! Brother speaking just kept right on like nothing ever happened, she flips them back on and is standing at the back smiling....like she had discovered electricity or something....she was a freakshow...
2. We were in the service meeting and discussing that scripture in Proverbs...about if you train up your child in the way that is right...they won't turn away from it....Well, she raises her hand to comment and they hand her the mic...she blurts out "Well, if that scripture is so true how come MY son isn't in the truth?" They quickly snatched it out of her hands....
3. Sister Busy-Body who always sits on the 2nd row of the KH gets up during the WT study and goes to the ladies room.....well when she marches her plump but back up to the second row her skirt is tucked into her pantyhose!!!!!!!!! Thought I was going to die.....just about did..I had to get up off the back row and excuse myself....
4.My OWN niece was with me one night and lets a roaring wind of gas break free during the prayer.....LOUD!