"Aren't these comfortable bleachers?"
"Please pass the blood pudding."
"That Tony Soprano sure would make a fine elder."
"Too bad about John Denver. He was such a nice man."
"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm in a hurry to get to the contribution box before the line gets too long."
"Hi. This is a child molester and I'm accompanying him today. He has a special message just for you."
"Wow, I think the lights on the house look even better than last Christmas."
"Were looking for something to spice up our marriage."
"Tinky Winky is my favorite teletubby."
"Brothers and sisters, please come to the pews and find your seats."
"I had sex with Monica Lewinsky."
"The circuit overseer's coming that week? Darn, I'll just have to cancel our trip to Hawaii."
"Darn. The keynote address is over already. I could have listened to that brother read that thing for another hour or two."
"Yes, brother, I did that. Sorry, you'll have to excuse me. I had the fruit bag every day of this assembly."
"I hear RuPaul is going to get baptized at this assembly."
Tammy