A Bloody Mary - it'll replenish all the nutrients the drunken binge leaches from your body (at least, that's the theory, anyway! )
Stephanus
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Need new drink!!!
by tattoogrl333 inok this has nothing to do with being a jw or anything of that nature but it is important to me and i need some help:.
here goes i have been drinking rum and coke (bacardi) since i can remember and finally realized that maybe it is contributing to my severly harsh hangovers.
so i went on a quest in search of a new drink.
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Presidental Candidate - A Jehovah's Witness!
by Kent ini bet the watchtower loves this one!
a jehovah's witness running for president in africa!!!.
read the story on the watchtower observer.. the story ends like this:.
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Stephanus
Hmmm, he's not such a dark horse, either. He is a member of the ruling party and it's not impossible that he could win the election this year, according to this article:
http://www.babinmedia.com/zambezi/ZT431a.htmlWe might be in for some "new light" (tm) later this year if he wins the election - a President in one's pocket, even of a tin-pot African country, could be handy - after all, the third world is where all the Tower's growth is occurring. Will Dubs be allowed to vote soon, one wonders...
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The only score that matters
by Celtic inengland 5 germany 1. hhahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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Stephanus
LOL, Individual's Wife!
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Presidental Candidate - A Jehovah's Witness!
by Kent ini bet the watchtower loves this one!
a jehovah's witness running for president in africa!!!.
read the story on the watchtower observer.. the story ends like this:.
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Stephanus
I find this very interesting, and I hope he wins. Can you imagine the Tower disfellowshipping Zambia's president? And can you imagine the Tower continuing to be a legal religion in that country? LOL
I really, really, REEEAALLY hope he becomes president! <rubs hands together gleefully>
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Presidental Candidate - A Jehovah's Witness!
by Kent ini bet the watchtower loves this one!
a jehovah's witness running for president in africa!!!.
read the story on the watchtower observer.. the story ends like this:.
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Stephanus
Fred,
Him go bikpela lotu planti de wokabout bilong hia.
(I thought maybe Pidgin would be more your style , Fred - standard English seems to be beyond you)
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY OZZIE
by Prisca inhi ozzie,.
just wishing you a happy father's day!
thanks for being a "dad" in so many ways!
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Stephanus
Fathers' Day is great - I got 2 pairs of Scooby Doo socks today!
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They need more money, can anyone help?
by outcast inwe had our local needs part on this tonight!
it was truly an excellent part, he literally made me cry it was so touching...i won't name the whole list he named, but he gave different examples of zeal...it isn't just going out in service, it means much more..here are some of the points he brought out..... 1.zeal is the older sister who despite her chronic illnesses which keep her feeling her worst, is never missing from the meeting, even though she might be more comfortable at home.. 2. zeal is the young child who has the courage to go up to the watchtower study conductor and ask to called on in a specific paragraph, and raises his hand anyway even though he knows the comment is already his or hers.. 3. zeal is the old couple in the hall whose only means of living is social security, but yet they always find something to give jehovah during each month.. 4. zeal is the single publisher or pioneer servant, who is drained of energy from working, but who is always in service no matter how tired they are.. those are just a few of the ones he mentioned.. can you give some examples of what zeal is?
i think this is a great subject!
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Stephanus
Zeal is praying to Jehovah until he: gives them a life!!!!!
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one scriptural meeting per week!!!
by sawthelight ina while back i posted a thread called "3 meetings per week not 5"; here's something to think about:(if ive already posted this info but have forgotten because i'm drunk please tell me!).
can't remember the scripture but i have to get this down before i lose my enthusiasum(?).
isn't there a scripture about jesus going into the syndicate of gog(synagouge?
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Stephanus
Acts 20:7
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Telephone "witnessing"
by NikL inthe following presentations have been making the rounds at the local hall and on dub e mail.
i thought i might post them for your edification.. if you get a call and someone starts giving you one these spiels you can have some good answers ready perhaps.. anyway,.
here goes.... telephone witnessing.
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Stephanus
Dammit, Thirdson, you beat me to this one - same style and everything. However, here is my answer to the same problem -
Dub: Hello, my name is Arnold Beaglesniffer.
Me: I'm very sorry to hear that!
Dub: <ahem> Er, yes. Anyway, I'm a volunteer Bible student...
Me. A volunteer? You mean you are doing this for absolutely no personal reward whatsoever?
Dub: Yes.
Me: No payment at all?
Dub: No
Me: You mean you won't record any of the time you spend in this conversation in hope of compensation in some future paradise?
Dub: <harumph!> Moving right along... the reason I called you today is because I'm unable to come and see you personally.
Me: Oh, that is too bad. Have you got something fatal? Not so bad that you can't push buttons on a phone touchpad, I see. Don't your people give you time off from this volunteer work when you're too sick to exert yourself in personal visits?
Dub: Er, I can see you're busy - perhaps some other time <click>
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Australian Ethnic Purity
by drahcir yarrum ini for one appreciate australia's efforts to prevent undesirables from entering their country.
i once heard the story of a british businessman, who upon arrival at australian customs was asked if he had ever been convicted of a felony.
to which the brit replied, "no, is it still a requirement here?
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Stephanus
There are certain "Anglo" suburbs I won't walk through at night - ever been to Bellambi?