'roids, flu, hangnail, yardwork, non-believing wife wants sex, these are just a small sampling of excuses to avoid blathering nonsense and selling WT rags to my neighbors.
TR
Posts by TR
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50What did you hope for just to avoid Saturday witnessing?
by BLISSISIGNORANCE inlast night we had a hell of a storm here.
there was thunder, lightning, pouring rain and wind.
personally i love stormy nights, cuddled up to hubby in a warm bed.
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With This One Thought, You Become An XJW
by metatron inthere is one thought, which if spoken , even privately to yourself, instantly.
transforms you into an ex-witness.. it is:.
"what the hell was i thinking?".
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Another one is;
"I wished I'd never learned the 'truth'."
TR
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The Waterboy's Mom Was A Witness!!
by worldlygirl indid any of you ever see the waterboy with adam sadler and kathy bates?
i know it's an old movie, but i was watching it with my kids and i had to laugh aloud.
kathy bates plays the cajun mom of the mentally borderline bobby boucher, and i just know she was a witness!!!
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weirdo single 'hovah dudes:
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"BORG SEX"
by TR injoe satriani.
i'm starting to like his cd "engines of creation".. too bad it's just an excerp of the song.
the whole thing is way cool.. http://www.satriani.com/2002/discography/engines_of_creation/.
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Joe Satriani. I'm starting to like his cd "Engines of Creation".
Too bad it's just an excerp of the song. The whole thing is way cool.
http://www.satriani.com/2002/discography/Engines_Of_Creation/
TR
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More Daughter News
by TR inmy eldest just returned from italy, and i guess it was hot as blazes there, 105 on a daily basis.ouch!
saw all the sights, etc.
tourist stuff is expensive as hell, there!
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My eldest just returned from Italy, and I guess it was hot as blazes there, 105 on a daily basis.OUCH! Saw all the sights, etc. Tourist stuff is expensive as hell, there! Five bucks for bottled water?! Jezuz! She said touring the Pompei ruins would have taken days. Very large sight, I guess.
Her highlight of the journey was visiting the Vatican. OMG! An ex-'hovah ministerial servant's daughter visiting the HQ of Babylon the Great! HA!
BTW, just got a letter from Gonzaga U. She's on the dean's list again. Wow, this kid has so much potential. Wish I was in her position at her age, but NO! I had to "go 'hovah".
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Adventures at the District Convention
by RunningMan inwell, after a 15 month absence from the kingdom hall, i once again found myself in the biggest kingdom hall of all the district convention.
as in previous years, the material presented was dull and repetitious, so once again, i was forced to provide my own entertainment.
so, like last year, i am pleased to present a further installment to my assembly adventures, called:
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This is just too damn funny.
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Lurkers! Stop Blaiming Satan For Your Own Problems!
by metatron inwhere would jehovah's witnesses be if they couldn't blame all their problems on the devil?.
maybe they would be forced to confront --- finally--- their own foolishness!.
case in point: i had a nice chat with sister a. in which i expressed my deepest sympathy for her tired daughter,.
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Yet, somehow 'Hovah "blessed" the 'hovahs that become wealthy? What gives? Evidently the wealthy 'hovahs didn't put "Hovah first" while they were working their asses off to become wealthy, so why would 'Hovah bless them?
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The ten best ways to disrupt a District Assembly:
by czarofmischief in1. have an apostate food truck outside with free burritos and shasta cola.. 2. wear a smurf costume and run across the stage.. 3. bikini car wash across the street.. 4. have an old-school breakdancing session on the corner, cardboard and all.
bonus if you do it on a mat made of watchtowers and primary colored book covers.. 5. have a garage sale or flea market in the neighborhood during the afternoon session.. 6. sit in the audience and applaud everything that anybody says - try to get a standing ovation for each sentence of the closing prayer.. 7. put a recording of rap, heavy metal, or other forbidden music on instead of the kingdom melodies.. 8. get fifty of your friends to walk around in the stadium during the session, holding signs that say, "louder please!
" and "take your shirt off!
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Hook up a canned laughter recording to the sound system. Play it after every few sentences from the speaker.
Play the "Jock Jam" song just before the program starts. "Are you ready for dis......?"
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Had a Conversation with a Young JW Lady at the Bus Stop
by Yizuman inthere was a young blonde lady who was passing out the wt & awake magazines at the bus stop where i was waiting for the bus to go downtown..... i started having a conversation with her by starting out about charles taze russell.
i told her that of all of my readings of the works of c.t.
russell, not one time did he ever teach that jesus was michael the archangel..... so i told her about this quote....zions watchtower and herald of christs presence, their official magazine of doctrine, 1879, page 48, which is teaching on jesus christ: "...his position is contrasted with that of men and angels, as he is lord of both, having all power in heaven and earth.
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I guess she'll be soliciting at a different bus stop, then.
Good work, btw.
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Covenants.... Good or Bad?
by TR inneighborhood covenants, that is.. in the u.s., many neighborhoods have covenants or rules that govern what a home owner can or can't do with his/her property/home.
this keeps some people from painting their house neon blue, or building a half-assed skate board park in their front yard.
some covenants won't allow a child day care, or adult care facility, mainly because of the extra traffic they may bring.
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Good ideas, Scully.
I will look into when and where the neighborhood meetings are held. Wouldn't it be funny if there were 'hovahs at the meeting when I bring this subject up? Naw, any meeting besides the Dumbdumb Hall would be forbidden.
logical,
dysons? Neva hoid a the bum.
TR