Posts by piztjw

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post meeting dirty moods.

by zeb in

so you are 'out' and the other in 'in'.

do they come home with the grumps after every meeting?.

Not so much leaving the meeting, but before the ones I manage to drag myself to(for appearance sake) I usually find myself in a pretty black, foul mood. The idea that I am going to be in the midst of eldurrs who don't really shive a git about anything other than their personal prominence, "sisters" who are always whining about some ailment or another and crying around looking for sympathy because no self respecting man will lower his standards to pursue their fat, lazy, welfare leaching asses, ill behaved half-wit children who are like demon spawned hellions, and of course the young "men" who have a serious case of perma-brown on their noses from being shoved up the hounder's asses so far that if the eldurr turned suddenly they would suffer a broken nose, just piss me off.

Why do I do it? Because I have yet family that I am not willing to cut loose and lose all contact with. Besides I kind of enjoy being a thorn in the side of the holier-than-thou hypocrites!

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Who is the FDS class from midweek meeting....last night

by Legacy in

last night we had our midweek meeting.

the bible reading was from "who is doing jehovah's will....the part where they asked who was the fds.

i thought because of the past sept. wt, every hand would go up....all you heard were crickets.

piztjw

I was there, too.

It was like pulling teeth to get anyone to parrot what the "lesson" had printed. Of course where I currently reside the attendance of the over 70 members of the club was reduced to the usual 25-30. I find it fun to make regular eye contact with the interrogator, whoops I mean conductor, and then just sit there with a half smile and never volunteer anything.

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JW.org site: Have You Folks Seen This? Telling Kids How to Dress??

by daringhart13 in

under jw.org/children.....become jehovah's friend...time to get ready.....they are encouraging kids to dress the doll up and get them ready for service!!!.

my god......this is so sick.

piztjw

Well what would one expect from eldurrs?

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Desiring Info About A C.O.

by piztjw in

i am not sure if this is the correct heading to ask, but, does anyone know of a certain c.o.

based out of lubbock, tx by the last name of morrison?.

i know very little about him other than he is reportedly a very arrogant guy with "little man" syndrome.. any info?

piztjw

I am not sure if this is the correct heading to ask, but, does anyone know of a certain C.O. based out of Lubbock, TX by the last name of Morrison?

I know very little about him other than he is reportedly a very arrogant guy with "little man" syndrome.

Any info? Thoughts?

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JJ Abrams and the WTBTS.

by DATA-DOG in

you are probably wondering what these two subjects have in common.

well, i have been pondering something for quite some time.

i have been trying to figure out how explain the recent and huge doctrinal shifts of the wtbts since the 2012 annual meeting, and the accompanying modernizing of the jw official website.

piztjw

WHY, WHY WHY?!?!

According to one of their kingdom ministry's

BECAUSE........

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Feb 2014 WT Study article

by molybdenum in

the caption under the picture in the first article.

hail christthe glorious king!says:.

birds will be called on to cleanse the earth (see paragraph 18).

piztjw

Counting their chickens before they're hatched,

I've wondered how one can count chickens before they're hatched? We all know that eggs hatch. So will they have egg on their face?

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How Many Generations From Noah to Abram?

by piztjw in

so in trying to keep family off my ass i sat in with family "worship" from the imitate their faith book.

in chapter three it starts off saying that abram was ten generations away from noah.

imagine the looks of anger and frustration i was given when i kept reading the sentence as abram being one generation removed from noah.

piztjw

No, I think they said about two years after Noah died Abram was born, but they claim as fact that Noah's son Shem was the only one who taught Abram about God. That claim is based on the simple act of Noah saying, "Blessed be Jehovah the God of Shem". The book made a few more claims that cannot be found in the Bible. It reminds me of a recent conversation where a couple jw's from the KH were oozing with praise for the governing body's great insight on Holy Scripture by filling in many details of the life of Abel...that are nowhere to be found in the Bible. They were awe struck by how "wise" the governing body is to be able to fill those unrecorded details in for the mere mortals who read their books.

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Please correct these sentences.

by compound complex in

jw
friends

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walking down the street, the trees were beautiful.. i saw the trailer peeking through the window.. reaching the station, the sun came out.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/dangling_modifier.

piztjw

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read

Okay, I'll play.

Beside a dog, a book is man's best friend. But what about in front of a dog, or behind it?

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How Many Generations From Noah to Abram?

by piztjw in

so in trying to keep family off my ass i sat in with family "worship" from the imitate their faith book.

in chapter three it starts off saying that abram was ten generations away from noah.

imagine the looks of anger and frustration i was given when i kept reading the sentence as abram being one generation removed from noah.

piztjw

So in trying to keep family off my ass I sat in with family "worship" from the Imitate Their Faith book. In chapter three it starts off saying that Abram was ten generations away from Noah. Imagine the looks of anger and frustration I was given when I kept reading the sentence as Abram being ONE generation removed from Noah.

Finally I was interrupted and corrected. "The paragraph says TENTH GENERATION!"

I just laughed and said, "Not according to the governing body and their interpretation of what a generation is. Are YOU going against them? Which is correct? The Bible's explanation of generation, or the governing body's? It can't be BOTH ways, can it?"

I'm going to have to sit in more often. That was fun!

More obvious contradictions in the future.

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How the Watchtower Society Views Women

by daringhart13 in

hey gang,.....i continue to write as thoughts come to me.

i would love to hear how the ladies here feel about my observations on how the wtbs views/treats women.. new article here: http://darrinhart.hubpages.com/hub/gods-view-of-women-according-to-the-watchtower-bible-tract-society.

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piztjw

And I found the born in men so shallow and only go for the airhead good looking girls.

While I saw this displayed by many single "brothers" I also saw the truth of the statement that there are two sides to every coin. The high number of "sisters" who would not give a second look at a single man who did not have a large....bank account, the newest vehicle, a title in the congregation. And heaven help a man who did not sport a full head of hair, perfectly groomed. Just sayin'. Usually those women wound up with abusive chrisitan husbands.