I'd tell those bastards to kiss my nutsack.Gumby
assuming you knew what one looked like Gumbrassless...
Posts by Valis
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21Mormons and Ten Speed Bicycles.
by gumby inthe other day my work partner and i were driving back to the shop after finishing working and it was hotter than hell.
we see these two mormon boys doing their thing on their 10 speeds with their typical white shirts on.
they had helmets on too.. my friend says..."why in the hell don't they use cars?
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My parents used to joke that they gave my siblings and I single-syllable names because it made it easier on them to yell at us.
um Scully has 2 syllables..
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the lesson of the prodigal son
by joelbear incorrect me if i am wrong but was the prodigal son required to prove he was repentant before he was accepted back into the family?
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As stilla has aptly said, " it shows that the WTBTS reinsatement policy is totally anti-scriptural "
: an emotionally and behaviorally disordered state characterized by clear perception of reality except for the individual's social and moral obligations.
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I double triple swear this is true.
by kls inmy sons friend and girlfriend were expecting the birth of their first child and knew the happy moment would be any day and last thursday it was happening .
at 6 :00 am she awoke with contractions and severe cramping but as you know with any to be parents it is hard to tell if it is the real thing or just another false alarm, finally when the contractions became closer together the to be father grabbed his phone book close to the bed and was calling the hopital to ask them if he should rush is girlfriend to the hospital or wait so see if this was the real thing.. .
as he frantically calls the hospital and women answers and the excited to be dad explains to the person on the phone his girlfriends pains, times of contractions and what they should do , the women on the phone says ," let me connect you to infants" after a few moments someone picksup and says ,infants ,again a nice women answers and again the to be dad explains to her their dilema if they should go to the hospital or wait it out to see if this is the real thing .
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Valis
stupid monkey...apes do not "do it" with the likes of you....
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I double triple swear this is true.
by kls inmy sons friend and girlfriend were expecting the birth of their first child and knew the happy moment would be any day and last thursday it was happening .
at 6 :00 am she awoke with contractions and severe cramping but as you know with any to be parents it is hard to tell if it is the real thing or just another false alarm, finally when the contractions became closer together the to be father grabbed his phone book close to the bed and was calling the hopital to ask them if he should rush is girlfriend to the hospital or wait so see if this was the real thing.. .
as he frantically calls the hospital and women answers and the excited to be dad explains to the person on the phone his girlfriends pains, times of contractions and what they should do , the women on the phone says ," let me connect you to infants" after a few moments someone picksup and says ,infants ,again a nice women answers and again the to be dad explains to her their dilema if they should go to the hospital or wait it out to see if this is the real thing .
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Valis
I thought this thread was about some steamy tryst that involved kls and monkey love..
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Cabernet Sauvignon... God's Gift
by FMZ inyep... beautiful.
bottle of cab, spaghetti bolognese, garlic bread..
love you guys..
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Valis
How's your health these days matey? I know vaguely you were having some problems, but I have not been on much and lost track....Still able to have your shiraz I hope?
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Cabernet Sauvignon... God's Gift
by FMZ inyep... beautiful.
bottle of cab, spaghetti bolognese, garlic bread..
love you guys..
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Valis
Interesting to see who took the bait in this thread eh Ozzie?
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I am confused about this site
by free2beme ini am confused about something.
i posted a subject that is in the news and it in no way, "no way", was going south into something bad and it got deleted.
i think an e-mail should be sent by the site admin to explain such actions, as it makes no sense.
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Valis
lol all that pissing and moaning for nothing lol....
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Harry Potter
by free2beme inare you a wizard or a muggle?
anyway, wondering if anyone else if looking forward to the new release.
i already preordered and since my witness family has always said harry potter is demonized, i hope mine comes with the proper evil forces or i will feel like i purchased a defect.
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Valis
BTW, JK is gonna be on Dateline here in a few minutes..
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I am confused about this site
by free2beme ini am confused about something.
i posted a subject that is in the news and it in no way, "no way", was going south into something bad and it got deleted.
i think an e-mail should be sent by the site admin to explain such actions, as it makes no sense.
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Valis
Admittedly the ideal situation is for you to get an explanation just as soon as something is removed, and perhaps one may still yet hit your inbox. You'll need to garner a bit thicker skin if you want to be here very long and as an adult you might also want to consider when you say something that can be construed as inflamatory, as it most probably was, then it might get deleted. Your desire for immediate explanation why things are removed will not always get satiated so you either as Minimus points out, get used to it or not. Furthermore your suggestion this place is like the kingdom hall is the oldest piece of horse shit that has been declared time and time again by people who get their panties in a wad. Tired and simply not true.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer