I have a Heisenburg car: Every time I look at the speedometer, I get lost.
Know God...No peace. No God...Know peace.
Essentially, a religious war is a fight over who has the better invisible friend.
It only seems kinky the first time
Moral Indignation is Jealousy with a Halo
Jesus is coming, look busy!
JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!
Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'
I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand
Backoff I'm a postal worker
Do Not Tailgate. Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!
Hold on before you pass, I'm reloading.
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!
FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL
We're staying together for the sake of the cats
YOU!! Off my planet!
Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
Moody bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship
Take a Bite out of Crime. It tastes like Chicken
Don't steal. The government hates competition
Support your local undertaker - DROP DEAD!
Join the Army: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them
Please don't tell my Mama that I work on an oil rig... She thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse
FIREFIGHTERS FIND THEM HOT AND LEAVE EM WET
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips
Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don't laugh at these fogged up windows it's your daughter in here
WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART
PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY
Bad cop...no donut
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup
Edited by - Xander on 30 January 2003 16:2:25