xjw_b12
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Finding JWD
by talesin ini wrote this poem in the wee hours this morning after reading prophecor`s thread (you`re my reason why i am).
anyway, it`s for all of you, and for those who work really hard to keep this place up and running.
you belong.
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Ten killed in US school shooting
by Simon in.
another tradgedy ... .
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4370617.stm.
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xjw_b12
So sad. Tom Sawyer Syndrome gone Evil.
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What time do meetings start?
by Qcmbr indo all jw churches have a set pattern and timing of meetings?
what meetings are available for heathens mormons to attend?
i feel like i should go to the theocratic thingy:)
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xjw_b12
Qcmbr. Going by yourself, or taking a buddie?
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Rate your Husband
by Maxine Mouse ini figured since there was a rate your wife topic, i would do the other.
if it has been already done, please disregard this.
what number 1-10 is your hubby?
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xjw_b12
I rate my husband a 10. Any man who changes my diapers is worth it.
ballistic:
A moderator changed it - ha! Don't ask me why - it's a long story.
You used to be a moderator, now you're a pussy
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xjw_b12
I am all of those things on percoset.
lol while on stadol
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I HATE it when people park in front of my garage and block me!!!
by Elsewhere ini live in an apartment complex where one can pay extra for a garage, not a car port, but a full blown garage with an automatic garage door opener.
i love having this garage, but sometimes people come along and park their car in front of my garage door and block me from being able to leave or return to my garage.
some asshole in an suv did it again tonight and prevented me from being able to park my car in my garage.
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xjw_b12
The handy little device in the bottom left hand corner is a tire valve cap, which doubles as a valve tigtner/loosner, emphasis on loosner.
Simply remove exisitng rubber valve cap, insert tool, back off valve 3-4 turns, to start a small slow release of air from tire. Depending on the time the flagrant violater of said parking space is present, total tire exhalation may not occur until 2-3 hours later.
Or you can just kick in his tailights.
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I know a girl that has been DF 4 times and the elders told her to get lost?
by booker-t inyou would think after one time of humiliation a person would run from the jw's and never ever step foot inside a kh but my co-worker is in her mid-40's and has been df a total of 4 times since her baptism in 1979. i have talk to her over and over again but she said she is going to meet with the elders and asked to being reinstated.
she is completed shunned by her jw mom and her uncle is a co. i feel sorry for her because she feels so guilty all the time and fears being destroyed at armaggeddon.
she is totally wasting her life running and begging the elders for forgivness.
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xjw_b12
She should start shagging Elders. I'm sure the JC would be a lot more leniant if she was "doing" them.
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This is CRAZY!!!
by HadEnuf injust a bit of a rant here.
i don't know about you guys & gals...but i can hardly keep up with all the posts and new ones joining us in this forum of excellence!
i mean, man oh man...i'm getting stressed here with the pressure to read all the posts and greet new ones and when i don't greet new ones or respond to posts...i feel so guilty.
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xjw_b12
Time to dust off the knitting needles
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WATCHMAN IS DISFELLOWSHIPPED UNDER NEW POLICY/NEW BOOK!!!
by bjc2read inwatchman, as many know from reformer websites such as (1) e-watchman.com and (2) e-jehovahs-witnesses.com discussion board, has been officially disfellowshipped from all congregations of jehovah's witnesses!.
here is the link to the sudden change in status for him: .
http://www.e-jehovahs-witnesses.com/viewtopic.php?p=41406&sid=196154f73a3336c977fb1315fb5183e4#41406.
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xjw_b12
However, the person who disassociates himself by repudiating the faith and deliberately abandoning Jehovah?s worship is viewed the same way as one who is disfellowshipped. A brief announcement is made to inform the congregation, stating: ?[Name of person] is no longer one of Jehovah?s Witnesses.
Insert E-Watchman here [ ]