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PART TWO of AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE BY A PRACTICING JEHOVAH'S WITNESS

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friends

while you are sitting there reading this, there are literally hundreds of thousands of young males and females all over the world [ mostly in america / canada and england] sitting in their grotty little smelly bedrooms or flats, designing computer viruses that they will up-load onto web-sites to cause anonymous innocent peoples computers to malfunction.

these creeps spend literally weeks,months or even years hoping to make a computer viruses that will get into peoples computer bios to completely destroy their computers.

they never see the peoples anger, frustration and distress.... the damage can cost each person about 1,000 [ $1,660.74 ] or more to replace a basic new laptop or tower.

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An important message from a PRACTICING Jehovah's witness

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friends

hi, i am also a practicing jehovah's witness and very proud of it,to say the very-very least..!

i am a middle-aged man with many decades of being a witness of jehovah god in england.. this important letter is personally to you, just as many of the bible's 88 letters are to be taken personal by you the reader.

i am writing to you to urge you to take stock of your life, think what your future holds for you.

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Please help me find BBC Panorama {silence of the lambs} video on this site

by Sparks in

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friends

hi gang!.

i would really like to watch the panarama program that was broadcast on the bbc some years ago titled " silence of the lambs".

i remember that you could just download a video from this web-site and watch the whole program within minutes.

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" oh my God! what have I done! " [ Tomb Raider Horror stuff...]

by Sparks in

hi gang, .

i saw an advert on television where the mother of a teenage girl was really frustrated trying to speak to her.the daughter spent every second of the day either sending text messages or yacking-away on her mobil to her teenage friends.so the mother started sending text messages to her daughter saying things like: ru going 2 b in @ 6-4 t?

so, one of the reasons i`m writng this post is to get some-one on this forum [ i don`t know his username ] to read this.if you think you know who he is,please send in a post below and tell me,thankyou.. in my old congregation i had a mate from the united states,i`ll just call him "tom" because he looks and sounds like tom hanks [films: casterway/ sleepless in seatle];i`m english and more of the hugh grant type and talk just as prat-ish.although this made us chalk `n' cheese,we still hit-it-off together...ie..both of us hating the pharisee elders,and the brown-noses in the congregation reaching-out to-be elders.but the main thing we both had in common was that we both fancied the same sisters and are both sex maniacs[ we met one thursday night at the meeting both fighting to get the same seat down the front...sister suspender stockings a 25 year old strewberry blond pioneer, was giving a talk that night!!!]..

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HELP!God get me out of here!PART2 [dedicated to gay people with thanx]

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to be read by any-one,but especially dedicated to the gay people that kindly read part one in good faith;many thanxxx`s to you all.

[if you haven`t read part one then basically it was me taking the piss-out of myself,being a world class homophobe.well who else can you take the piss-out of in these day`s of political correctness..apart from yourself...!?!

] many thanxxx to every-one that replied to part one;sorry i didn`t answer you sooner,but i`ve been off-line for a couple of days with a huge technical problem with my computer;(since writing about being stuck in a gay`s paradise and my homophobic reactions,my computer keeps going down on me.....but we`re still good friends).i will answer all your posts back over on part one now, i wrote this while off-line.okay lets start:- .

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HELP! God get me out of here!

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have you ever been stuck in an embarrassing situation where you think you`d rather die than endure another 30 seconds...?

what is it with some of these witnesses!okay so they are no part of the world,fine,but which world,which planet are they on..!!!

(ok, let`s start at the beginning).i was a witness for many years, so while i`m out shopping or working, i quiet often bump into pioneers and other witnesses who are out on their ministry.some-times we just say "hello" and go in our seperate way`s; but often we will stop and chat for ten minutes or so.some-times i have to-be almost rude to get away from some,especially the pioneer`s who set the hours meter running as soon as we start talking.i am never rude to the witnesses, i was a pioneer myself and always try to put myself in other peoples shoes[ the golden rule ].sometimes i meet the odd elder while in the town centre.