Sparks
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Are you in hospital or on a sick-bed with a lap-top PC????????????
by Sparks inhi, i`m sparks, .
i`m so sorry your stuck in hospital.i do hope your .
not in pain or too uncomfortable...???
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The JW`s are coming to my house to night; what do YOU want to say ???
by Sparks inhi gang, .
over here in england it`s mid-sunday afternoon.following the meeting, .
every sunday, several witnesses go out bible bashin`;just a few minutes .
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THE IDIOT`S GUIDE TO BECOMING A JEHOVAH`S WITNESS
by Sparks inthe idiot`s guide to becoming a jehovah`s witness .
government health warning :the contents of this guide could cause mental illness.possible .
side effects include diarrhoea, dry mouth,constipation,confusion,fast heart rate,hair loss,headache,skin .
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Goodbye and thanx{ personal message 4posters
by Sparks inhi gang, i`m off....if you repied to my "are all cogregations the same?
" thread, theres a personal thankyou message to you.
may your god bless you all and your loved-ones.
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"I don`t hate the witnesses BUT......
by Sparks inhi gang, i took my new girl-friend last night to a country club for a quiet drink and dinner.. it was a good oppertunity to really get to know her.after an hour or so, our conversation went off .
the mundane sex in the city type of conversation :( she`s into the hot candle wax and the sniffin $bills.
thing zzzzz snore...) and into the more personal and philosophical....when i happened to mention.
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Some Butt-clenching JW quotes...
by Sparks in"(((i)))would rather die than miss a meeting !".
"i`m reaching out ".
"my only real family, is at the kingdom hall".
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Are all congregations the same?
by Sparks ini am english, and live in england.
my parents were witnesses,so i was dragged along to the local.
kingdom hall twice a week back in the early sixties.because i was forced to sit there on a rock.
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Kids! the things they come out with..!
by Sparks inafter an elderly elder gave a l o n g ass clenchingly boring public talk about the flood in noah`s day, .
a little boy went up to him at the end of the meeting and asked "uncle ted, was you in the ark?".
the crusty old.
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I think I`m catching Ally Mcbeal sickness.....
by Sparks in....and it`s great!!!
over the past few days, when ever i start to think of the witnesses,i hear bob dylan...i`ll try to explain.
when i was still attending the meetings and still regarded my self as a witness.i would often hear very nasty remarks from other witnesses, mostly elders and full time pioneers, about those that only came to the hall for the memorial or c.os visit.the most memorable time was while out on the minestry with an elder.a young couple went by pushing their baby in a buggy.
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WARNING! The Elders are coming.....!
by Sparks inhi gang.
if you live in england, be exspecting a call this month from the elders of your local kingdom hall if you have been dissfellowshiped,dissociated yourself or had any contact with the congregation in the past.....no it`s not coz they want their mouldy old books back; it`s some special effot ordered from bethel to get you back.....( obviously because their numbers have crashed since that panarama program last year,`suffer little chidren).
i was out shopping, when an elder from my local kingdom hall rugby tackled me.the sod had me cornered in a shop doorway for ten minutes...he told me that this special effort is for febuary only, and because he said it`s come down from bethel, i assume it`s only england.
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