"Once she saw all the kids running around the kingdom hall in suit/ties and puffy dresses, she knew she'd found the place she wanted to raise her kids in."
Ha! Little did she know, those pious "little angels" were actually the devil in disguise, and often times much worse than any worldly kids in the neighbourhood or school. That was my experience growing up in the two-faced double-life JW life. My parents would ask me as a teen why I preferred friends at school and didn't hang with any kids at the Kingdom Hall. I'd flat out tell them that the kids at the hall were totally fake backstabbing poseurs that no one else could stand, and my school friends were the honest and good ones. My parents could never wrap their heads around that. The kids at the hall were total manipulative narcissists, who usually got away with murder since Daddy was an Elder, or mommy was a high-ranking Pioneer Bitch. Nope, little Johnny and Susie were as sweet as pie at the Kingdom Hall, and total heathens outside of it.