Posts by ColdRedRain

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Do You Pogo??

by Scully in

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when i'm bored, i like to play games on pogo.com - i've been a member there for a lonnngggg time.. i was thinking that it might be a fun thing to do when/if jwd is on the fritz to have some jwders on my pogo friends list and start up a group game.. if you're interested, send me a pm and we'll exchange pogo aliases.

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ColdRedRain

ColdRedRainStorm. Add me.

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Is It "Wrong" To Say That Someone "Sounds" Black??

by minimus in

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friends

i saw boston legal this past tuesday and denny crane said he was impressed by the "articulate" man who didn't "sound" black.

this caused an uproar!!!

in a re-run on curb your enthusiasm, larry david makes a comment that's insulting to a black person and has to immediately apologize for being politically incorrect.. your opinion on this question, please..

ColdRedRain

Nope. In fact, I'm black and I sound nothing like I'm black. I'm well spoken.

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Words Jehovers Witnesses Pronounce wrong...

by vomit in

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friends

jehover being the most obvious.

why was there a group in every hall that pronounced some words like a bad english accent.

also why is it pretty universal, i.e.

ColdRedRain

If you didn't add so many unnecessary letters in your words, maybe we wouldn't try to hack the language.

Anyways a word that a JW will almost ALWAYS mispronounce.

She'ol. It's supposed to be pronounced "She -OL" (Sounds like She BOWL)

Not SHE-awl or "SHE ol'. I talked to a rabbi about the concept of Sheol and he gave me a funny look. Needless to say, I told him who taught me how to pronounce the word and he shook his head in pity.

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Why dont our friends from across the pond "get" football? (soccer)

by ninja in

jw
friends

do you find it boring?

have any of you been to a football match in britain?...why hasn't it taken off in amerikay?

ColdRedRain

Here's why. We already have a sport than features athletes diving on purpose. It's called "Professional Wrestling".

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Jehovah's Witness Cannibal eats man's thumb

by MinisterAmos in

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/tm_headline=cannibal-munched-pensioner-s-thumb--&method=full&objectid=18860588&siteid=89520-name_page.html

ColdRedRain

Maybe he was looking for an organ transplant.

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You have had 3 Bad Relationships in a row.......your next one

by new boy in

will be............ 90% bad 10% good?.

75% bad 25% good?.

50% bad 50% good?.

ColdRedRain

Spend some time on yourself and improve on it. You're probably attacking these relationships in a random, lackadaisical manner. Take some time to actually think before you enter in a relationship.

Remember the 4th commandment of CRR.... Never make love to a woman that has more mental problems than you have.

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Something at school today.

by ColdRedRain in

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friends

today at school, i was drunk and there was this woman that went to my mom's kingdom hall.

she got pissed that i referred to her religion as a "church'.

she then tried telling me that i should be at the kingdom hall so i can get "better".

ColdRedRain

Because I felt like it and I never got to be the rebellious wild child in high school because of this damn cult.

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Something at school today.

by ColdRedRain in

jw
friends

today at school, i was drunk and there was this woman that went to my mom's kingdom hall.

she got pissed that i referred to her religion as a "church'.

she then tried telling me that i should be at the kingdom hall so i can get "better".

ColdRedRain

Today at school, I was drunk and there was this woman that went to my mom's kingdom hall. She got pissed that I referred to her religion as a "church'. She then tried telling me that I should be at the kingdom hall so I can get "better". I told her that this is a publicly funded school and there's a separation of church and state and she shouldn't tell me that I should attend the kingdom hall and to leave me the fuck alone. P.S. I'm still drunk.

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