I bet this friend that I could tell a joke that stated women are dumb and they would agree. He took the bet. We sat with the ladies and I started, "Adam was in the garden with Eve, he leaves her to go talk to God. "God I have some questions about this person you brought to me." God said," What questions?" "Well, why did you make her so soft and curvy and stuff?" God replied, "That way you'd like her!" "OK, but God, why did you make her so dumb!" "That way she'd like you!" The ladies all laughted and agreed, ...He paid me under the table! Maverick
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Wimbledon. RODDICK V RUSEDSKI
by nicolaou ingreg rusedski.
andy roddick.
the two biggest hitters in the tournament jointly holding the record for the fastest serve at 149 mph!
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Love the game, follow all the slams! Was at opening day Rod Laver Jan. 15th! Maverick
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Why dont you leave....?
by anotheropenviewpoint ini have been reading quite a few of these threads and post and through it i feel as though i have come to know some of you and your behaviors.. i notice that there are many of you who are still associated with the hall, and have not left yet... yet, bring up very "strong" points on the board.. i have a question for all of you who fit this description.... why dont you just 'effin leave already?
whats holding you back?
if you feel soooo strongly that this is "wrong" are you too chicken to state your opinion to a family member?
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pr_capone has it right, family and friends. Maverick
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How do you 'feel' loved?
by Maverick intony robbins claims there are three basic ways people 'feel' loved.
some need to be told.
for them hearing those words expresses love.
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Thank you ladies, it is nice, and sad too, to hear your thoughts on this subject. I know I kid about sex at times but I think about love all the time. They are not the same. The men seem to be staying away from this. Why? I am not a handsome man, but have a number of very special ladies who show love to me all the time. Maybe because I really want to know what people need.
Been there, you have my heart, I wish I could help your husband see what he is missing.
It cost so little to take the time to learn what the ones we love need, and give it. Our culture presents being loving as weak and unmanly. I see it as a sign of true power and security within ones self. Maverick
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What were your favourite TV cartoons?
by JH in.
which cartoons did you like the most on tv when you were a youngster?
http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/tweety/lttw_003.wav.
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Road runner, and bugs when he had Yosemite Sam after him. Later Johnny Quest. Maverick
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How do you 'feel' loved?
by Maverick intony robbins claims there are three basic ways people 'feel' loved.
some need to be told.
for them hearing those words expresses love.
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Tony Robbins claims there are three basic ways people 'feel' loved. Some need to be told. For them hearing those words expresses love. Others need to be shown, a sort of put your money where your mouth is. Doing things and or buying things for these people demonstrates love. The third group need to be touched. Kisses, hugs, soft caressing are the way to their loving hearts. He goes on to say that in the beginning of the dating process people do all three. But in time the lovebirds tend to stop two of the three. People tend to give what they need. Example, my ex needed to hear the words, I need to be touched, I touched, she talked, either of us was getting what we needed.
My question, (and let's not debate the validity of Tony's claims, let's go with his concept) based on this information, how do you "feel" loved? Maverick
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the difference between Men and Women
by frogit inthis is an interesting quote from "making your family life happy 1978" trying to explain the difference between men and women.
page 51 par 23.
"appreciate her feminine qualities".
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A gentlemen's guide to understanding ladies; Ladies go to the rest room to, rest, powder their noses, confer with girlfriends. Ladies don't have germs, and they never smell bad. They are a gift from God, but sometimes I think He has a twisted sense of humor! Maverick
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honeymoons are pagan! :O
by SPAZnik in.
it was the accepted practice in babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know today as the honeymoon.
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I am surpised the J-dud Masters don't go back to the jewish calendar, ours is pagan. Or list all the words the duds can't say...pagan or mythological origins! Is there no end to the depths of Dud-dom! Maverick
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Time is cubic, you stupid idiots!!!
by drwtsn32 ini enjoy the guest speakers that appear on tech tv's "unscrewed" show.
in the latest one i watched there was a guy that believes the earth is encased in an imaginary cube, and that this proves there are 4 simultaneous days in a single earth rotation.. http://www.timecube.com.
some quotes from his site:hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of earth?.
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This was sooo funny! Like multi-dimensional geometry> Take the cube, push in inside out and then twist. Now add in the inertial reference frame, bake at 6 million degrees F for one and a half eons and what do you get? Farkle pie! Maverick
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Back from the dinner......
by Boolean inhey guys it's me again!!!.
i know it been a awhile since i last came on, but here's what happened when i arrived at my parents home after 18 months of not associating with each other.
well things went ok, it was great to see them in a normal way.
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Great to hear! I have come to know my parents, non duds, as people since leaving the borg. The mutual respect, the insight, and shared experiences. May you find joy, and in turn be there for them. Sounds like they've outgrown the brotherhoodlums! Maverick