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  JW Joke that was circulating for about 2000000000 years

  by KW13 in

  1. social
  2. humour

  this man walks into a pet shop (worldly man) and sees a parrot he likes.

  so he takes it.. on monday he was sat there, reading the paper, having breakfast when the parrot talks.

  "have you done your book study" and it keeps repeating it.

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  Mystery

  cute
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  RICHIE RED ALERT

  by RichieRich in

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  2. friends

  i was on the phone speaking with verne thoren, presiding overseer of the willow springs, nc congregation of jehovah's witnesses.

  he tells me he knows of my possesssion of the flock book.

  he knows of my involvement on this site.

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  Mystery

  My thoughts are with you Richie.
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  Hi Everyone I'm New

  by Gracey in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  read my profile to learn a little about me.

  i would love to hear from those whom have experienced similar backgrounds as myself.

  as i said, read my profile and then get back with me.

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  Mystery

  Welcome to the board. You will find a lot of suppor there.
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  Hey Kid-A

  by Mystery in

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  missed you yesterday.

  i had my garden shoes on and was shoveling away.

  i left a little spot just for you.

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  Mystery

  I guess i'm not to good at giving directions - maybe next year.
  
  At least we both had a beer.
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  Hey Kid-A

  by Mystery in

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  missed you yesterday.

  i had my garden shoes on and was shoveling away.

  i left a little spot just for you.

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  Mystery

  Missed you yesterday. I had my garden shoes on and was shoveling away. I left a little spot just for you. : )
  
  I tipped my beer to you and wished you a wonderful day.
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  Funny things that people told you

  by greendawn in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  tell us of some funny things that other people told you either recently or in the distant past.

  i have the following quotes: .

  how someone described his father in law to me: "he has a little moustache like charlie chaplin and a big head like the frankenstein monster.

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  Mystery

  We were driving down the road with a few friends, my husband ran over some of the reflectors dividing the highway. One of the wives said 'I never understood why they put those things in the road, I am sure they mess up tires or something on our cars when we run over them. They probably do it so that we have to have our cars fixed more". No one said anything for a movement then her husband said 'They are there so that when blind people are headed into oncoming traffic they know to pull the wheel back to the right a little so that they don't have a head-on collision.' We waited for her response… “oh OK that explains it” and goes back to our previous conversation.
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  Unclebruce Exposed!

  by OpenFireGlass in

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  Mystery

  I guess that is why he responded to JamesThomas the way that he did in the thread "Dear JamesThomas".
  
  Guess he is trying to hide his true identity.
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  Dearest JamesThomas...

  by AGuest in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the one that is called the holy one of israel, my lord, jaheshua mischajah: christ, of course!

  by means of him, all creation came into being.

  thus, they "arise" in christ.

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  Mystery

  Oh I almost forgot, will i have it by Wednesday? That will be a great birthday present.
  
  Thank you for the ballons and party hat, I missed out on a lot of birthday parties - so that was an added surprise.
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  Dearest JamesThomas...

  by AGuest in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the one that is called the holy one of israel, my lord, jaheshua mischajah: christ, of course!

  by means of him, all creation came into being.

  thus, they "arise" in christ.

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  Mystery

  Thank you Kid-A I am about to till my garden I can use it.
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  The CO says --

  by stillajwexelder in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  the co has said in his latest talks "some have lost their sense of urgency and the organization is worried about it" .

  even in the apostles day there was a a sense of urgency

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  Mystery

  Wasn't that the same message from 35 years ago?