Self-abuse, unless recognized as something unclean and to be striven against, can easily lead to such practices as fornication, adultery, sodomy and Lesbianism, not to say anything of depriving one's mate of the marriage due.-Jas. 1:14, 15.
It's true. I am now a lesbian because of it.
i found this on the official jw site:
conscience
jehovah's witnesses avoid making rules and regulations beyond those provided in the scriptures, and they do not follow traditions that contradict bible teachings.
Restrictions after one has been publicly approved. Hey, I can also add public reproof.
i spent vast amounts of time (10 minutes to be exact) assessing what exactly posting ratios say about a person.. .
work out your forum ratio this way: click on your profile and click on "post history".
this will bring up a list of pages showing all your posts.
I'm at 21.
well as you would have guessed from my name, i am a proud witness and i feel obliged to preach to you about the promises that our wonderful creator, jehovah god, has promised each and every one of us, of any race or background.
i know that you already know what he has told us through his word, but i am curious to wonder why you have chosen to jump off the narrow road which leads to everlasting life.
is it because you have had a bad experience in god's organization?
I think it is Hamas, same font as he always used before.
hi all, just a little humor here to lighten your day.
here is a list of uses i compiled for the magazines, i posted these to another board a few years ago.
1. starting fires in the fireplace.
Rolling it up and smacking brother and sister stupid in the back of the head repeatedly until the ink wears off.
2 for me---the doctrine of the "faithful and discreet slave" and the whole "blood thing"......and you?????
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Two single people dating ( no matter what age, 25, 40, 75 ) have to have a chaperon.
What is this 1952?
Don't forget to ask your employer off work for the Friday of the District Convention. You may miss that riveting experience of the young lad who got baptized at age 8 ( long applause ) then pioneered from grade 5 to grade 12 ( long applause ) then went to pioneer school at age 11 ( long applause ) and is now living at home with mom and dad at age 33 while receiving a weekly allowance for mowing the lawn and taking out the garbage so he can donate to the worldwide work ( long applause )
Yes, now we all know why it is so vital risking your job to go to Friday of the district convention. You just never know what you may miss.
2 for me---the doctrine of the "faithful and discreet slave" and the whole "blood thing"......and you?????
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jehovah will provide.
time to crack the whip!
admit it - you had this posted on your fridge!
i was just thinking - how many people have this many goals?
Do not miss the Friday of the District Convention - even if it means losing the great job you have, because we all know jehovah will provide another great job for you ( office cleaning ) to feed and clothe your 4 children.
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...you pick up your coffee cup and at the same time pop your earrings into your mouth as if they were vitamins you were going to take.. ...you then put one earring in and a couple seconds later when you go to put on the back, you're confused about why there is already an earring in your ear.... nightmares sure do interfere with the sleep pattern i see.. sheese!
lol well, i'll take a nap after work!.
you pee in the sink and brush your teeth in the toilet.
