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Biblical one-liners... too cool
by wonderer2003 in
1. social
2. humour
q. what kind of man was boaz before he married?.

a. ruthless.

q. what do they call pastors in germany?.
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Check your IQ in less than 13 minutes
by JH in
1. jw
2. friends
thanks to quinah and nathan natas of another forum, here is the link to check your iq.

http://www.iqtest.com/.

it says i have an iq of 139 .
The drunk and the minister
by wonderer2003 in
1. social
2. humour
a drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on a sunday afternoon down by the river.

he proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the minister.

the minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "mister, are you ready to find jesus?
for JW's"...keep testing whether you are in the faith" (2Cor 13:5)
by wonderer2003 in
1. jw
2. friends
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if you are a jw you should try this page, you may be enlightened.

http://www.escapethewatchtower.com/65%20questions.htm
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Gender jokes
by wonderer2003 in
1. social
2. humour
"god," said adam, "why did you make eve so beautiful?".

"so you would love her.".

"but why did you make her so dumb?".
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will the JW read this
by wonderer2003 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the jw's have been back at my door a couple of times since my first post.. she gave me watchtowers and showed me books and literature from the jw cd, i said i would give her something to read when she came back.

she returned today with more medical stuff printed from her cd, so i gave her the stuff i got through the internet (thankfully alot of it was pages i found through this forum).

this is how the conversation went.. jw: afternoon.
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Clippy!
by drwtsn32 in
1. social
2. humour
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for those who are annoyed by the little paper clip in microsoft word:.

http://zoy.org/~sam/paperclip.mpg
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Time Magazine's Cover Story June 30: Another WT Myth Exposed
by Room 215 in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
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another item for the ``things -you'll never -read-about -in -awake!

" category: check out the cover story of the june 30 time magazine, ``missionaries under cover," and compare it to the image of ``spiritually bankrupt" faithless christendom with its ``do-nothing parishoners," laziness and rampant immorality fostered by the narrow, self-centered watchtower world view.. no need to summarise the article here; suffice it to say that it demolishes the wt claims that they alone are fulfilling the command to preach the good news, that they have a monopoly on faith and courage in the face of death or that nobody but they are persecuted for those reasons.
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Happy B'D to me, Happy B'D to me, la la la
by Trotafox in
1. jw
2. friends
yep...july 1. almost a firecracker.

trot .

: "life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here, we may as well dance.
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A Short History of Medicine
by wonderer2003 in
1. social
2. humour
- here, eat this root.

1000 a.d. - that root is heathen.

here, say this prayer.