well guess he has a right to be.................... prolly not much more than i am at myself. but i guess i have him over a barrel as he has to love me as long as i love him............. and jesus is in the middle. i tell ya this tho........ i give them both a workout just keeping up with the stupid things i do much less the wrong things.
primitivegenius
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Jehovah is disappointed in ALL OF YOU!
by Nosferatu injust thought i'd give a kindly reminder that jehovah's pretty pissed off with you all.
hope you're all having a great day!
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Fossil Of 'Nessie Monster' Found In Loch Ness
by Pleasuredome infossil of 'nessie monster' .
found in loch ness .
by tom peterkin .
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primitivegenius
no sh*t.................. lets drain the loch and have us a barbeque
of the hungry redneck class
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Vasectomy, anyone???
by Maverick inthe tread on having children got me thinking about birth control and its role in the borg.
after my daughter was about a year old we tired to have another child.
thinking it would be good for our daughter to have a brother or sister.
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primitivegenius
all i gotta say is ouchhhhhhhhh
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How Many
by uriah inhow many posts must i do before i become a super-hero.
can anyone list the rankings.
i am doing at least 10hrs in the ministry have 5 bible studies place (on a donation) 100 mags and attend all the meetings.
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primitivegenius
and doing all that stuff you still find time to visit the evil internet.................... watchout for roaring lions lol they attack only those who are ONLINE lol
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Weird Beliefs from JWs
by Yizuman inwho has heard some really far out, off the wall, el whacko beliefs from jws over the years??.
here's an example....yesterday a couple of jehopeless witlesses told me that riding my bicycle was the doings of the devil because, since a bicycle can't stand up by itself, it's impossible to ride one without the devil holding you up.
does anybody know what bible verse they use to support this?
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primitivegenius
unless of course those bikes came from a garage sale lol
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What stupid question would you like to ask?
by logansrun in"do jws use toilet paper?
"are witnesses allowed to swim in the ocean?".
"can sisters wear the color red since it signifies harlotry?
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primitivegenius
and last but not least............................... whats for supper yall im hungryyyyyyyyyyyy
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What stupid question would you like to ask?
by logansrun in"do jws use toilet paper?
"are witnesses allowed to swim in the ocean?".
"can sisters wear the color red since it signifies harlotry?
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primitivegenius
has a good text message or massage ever ruined anyones life?
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What stupid question would you like to ask?
by logansrun in"do jws use toilet paper?
"are witnesses allowed to swim in the ocean?".
"can sisters wear the color red since it signifies harlotry?
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primitivegenius
what do all the women on the board wear to bed and can i come inspect for proper attire <wink wink> <nudge nudge>
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Street witnessing...
by yxl1 inis it back in vogue with the dubs?
i took my wife to see bombay dreams at the theatre last weekend.
(recommended) after the show and while wandering around leicester sq, i noticed a guy selling magazines.
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primitivegenius
yeah its whack yall the big push for telephone witnessing. at one time a few years ago i was in charge of the territories so i redid them all and made them all shiny and lined up right and then they decided i needed to get up some telephone territories. so when i thought.......... this will be easy ill just assign out letters to the one or two who were demanding it......... they threw a wrench in the works............... ohhhhh nooooooooo we cant be having that cause we dont want them to get called on twice..... once on the phone and then the next day at there door. so they wanted me to get land maps and find out who owned the land and then let them call the land owners and pretend they actually lived there. then there were three or four other totally useless ideas......... needless to say to this day that cong has no phone territories cept the alphabet version i came up with. you can tell when people arent used to thinking when they cant even come up with a good idea on how to do the phone witnessing.......... but there are good things taht can come of it............ i hate telemarketers calling me and so i know that people are gonna be twice as pissed at jwmarketers lol
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Fluff-Knights of Columbus Picture
by Yerusalyim inya'll remember my story of how this woman gave me $300.00 to buy my knights of columbus regalia back in june, right?
i got it, this is a pic of me, the incoming grand knight for my council in south carolina, and my dad, the out-going grand knight back at home in the midwest.
dad will be 70 in two months.
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primitivegenius
well if things hold true........ and the knights i know personally............. pretty much.................... drink sh*tloads of beer