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  Invited to a baby shower-by someone who hates me

  by Angry_Kangaroo in

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  i received an invite to go to a baby shower.

  no big deal normally, i love shopping for baby stuff, but this woman despises me.

  she has ignored me everytime we meet.

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  primitivegenius

  if the kid is a boy.......... buy pink diapers............. if a girl buy blue ones.

  even better........ buy depends for mommy cause she apparently is full of s***
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  Sensitive Child

  by Bobbi in

  1. social
  2. family

  so... my condo complex is getting some badly needed new lighting.

  finally, the tall new lights are installed and they are removing the much shorter older lights.

  they left them laid on the ground for a few hours while they dug up the old bases.

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  primitivegenius

  "hes in the closet" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM......................(reholstering .45)............ "if hes in there............ he AINT happy"

  good kid............ i only eat french fries to have something to put my ketchup on
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  If you were given $1M.....

  by Jourles in

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  ...and the only stipulation for spending it was that you had to use it in some way against the wts, how would you use the money?

  a tv campaign?

  radio?

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  primitivegenius

  I got it! I would provide the best legal eagles to help X-JW parents fight for custody of their innocent, minor children! Yay!

  sacrebleu

  my idea goes along these lines as well............ you have those a$$hole lawyers who work for the society......... why not create their nemisis. a bunch of X-jw lawyers who have access to a COMPLETE library of publications so that when elders are put on the stand we can show them from their own publications WHAT they belive...... so when they start their new light bulls*** we can say.............. but your org published this........... so they belived it and enforced it....... ect. ive seen non jw lawyers try and use print out of scanned publications........... and the lieing elder said it appeared to be ............ not it was iron clad a publication printed by the watchtower.

  make it a non profit orginization.......... but when the society loses.............. they would get back legal fees........ and could charge them for everything they did, to keep money built up to fight the next fight.

  i would want BULLDOGS to go for the throat........ and have specialists for each state so that they know the laws for that state to better put the screws to that org.
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  A DF'd son needs an Elder/Father opinion

  by feenx in

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  primitivegenius

  ok............... you have a couple goals as i see it............ you want that relationship with your parents (who here dosent) and you want to work out your issues which MAY result in the publishing of a book.

  in your situation i would meet with your father and do all the research to work out your issues........... he cannot fault you for that....... dont know how he would react to the fact your seeing a therapist since the dubs dont recommend anything beyond praying and reading the bible along with meeting attendance do more do more do more. but if he will buy the fact that your seeing a therapist........... and is ok with that, you could say that speaking with him would go along way towards working out your issues. leave it at that.

  if......... and i do mean IF you decide to write that book............. use a different name. people do it all the time, its accepted as a normal thing to do. go into the project with some doubt as to whether you will publish it and then you can make up your mind afterward if its the thing for you. buy useing JOHN SMITH as your name lol then they might not even realize that its your book.

  if there is an issue about you makeing money off of the book..... you can start a charity and all the proceeds can go there. you can even start your own charity and use that money to pay yourself a salary while looking for places to donate the money. nuff said........... all the proceeds of this post are going toward the victums of the watchtower society.(ps......... thats all of us)
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  thanksgiving day recipes

  by bigdreaux in

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  i love to cook, so, i'm really looking forward to thanksgiving.

  since katrina, i have some friends that don't have family here anymore or people from out of state that also don't have families here to share it with.

  i will be cooking and would love to share recipes with others.

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  primitivegenius

  id come................ but grandma who is a dub........... is putting out a damn good spread lol.............. i mean um......... my "worldly aunt" who lives with her is............... yeah ................ thats it................ mmmmmmmmm turkey
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  Questions From Readers: Hunting/Fishing

  by inkling in

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  2. bible

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  i guess this means you can maim and kill animals all you want, just so long as you don't enjoy it too much.. sorta like being a isrealite warrior who makes a living killing people but yet is commanded to "hate violence".

  [inkling].

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  primitivegenius

  when will i stop............. when you can pry my cold dead fingers.......................
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  Tell Us About Your JW Father If You Had One.

  by new boy in

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  2. friends

  we are great friends now....but he wasn't much of a father growing up.. worked all the time...we went on few vacations....pretty much pussy whipped my my nazis jw mother.. he never did believe in the whole jw thing.

  he just when along with it, for my mothers sake.. she never did respect him for not being a "spiritual head" and pretty much let us kids know about it.. i, like my mother became very self rightious and judgmental.. i wished now he had just came to me just once and said "keith maybe the jws are not the people you think they are.

  " but he was to afraid of my mother to say that...even though he knew it to be true.i would have never believed him....back then....but it would have planted a seed.... .

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  primitivegenius

  WOW awesome thread guys

  my dad is the kinda elder you want in your congregation. he will put the problems of others ahead of most anything. if you need him he will be there for you. tries to be balanced but he will take into consideration your reputation and history when makeing decisions in elderland. he has even put aside seeking justice when wronged just to protect the REPUTATION of the congregation.

  unfortunately while he was doing this the family got neglected, and bore the brunt of his hypoglosemic rages. a subject that came to a head several times growing up with arguments and fighting between my mom and him. i took it pretty well but im stronger than my sister, she kinda shattered under it......... became depressed (tho can say that was from being a jw) dropped out of school and was sick off and on ever since.

  my dad works his butt off for the congregation...... sometimes doing half the parts or better to help out when people cancell......... he was a PO for 15 yrs and is PO again in another congregation. he has the respect of his peers........... except for those who are jealous of him. very active in building KH and went to help the jw victims of katrina( nonjw be damned)

  growing up i didnt see him to much since he spent so much time working and being away for work. he had a temper which he inherited from his father.............and i got from him. so hard to learn anything from him because he wants me to do it perfectly like he does............ and its my first time. we worked together.............. guess what jobs we had????? janitorial............... and we got along famously.

  then i left his world................. moved away........... started going to another church......... and he hasnt spoken to me but three times since he found that out. hasnt seen his only grandchild............. although he drove half way here about 4 or more times to work on an assembly hall........... NICE.
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  Toilet Paper OR Corn Cob

  by horrible life in

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  when going to the bathroom, restroom, powder-room, privy or outhouse, please tell us what you use...... .

  toilet paper, 1ply or 2 ply.

  how many sheets?.

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  primitivegenius

  oh come on people............ you know you had tons and tons of those stupid magazines that the cult hq wanted you to peddle.................... they are piled up................. so my sage words of advice...............

  use a backissue to wipe your backside
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  Funny Kingdom Hall Scandals

  by lovelylil in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  in one hall i was in, we had sister self-righteous.

  you know the type, always pointed out how spiritual she is and how much she does for jehovah.

  anyway, one time she invited me and my two kids over to swim in her pool on a hot day and i told her i could come but that i had my nephew up from ct for a visit and asked if i could bring him.

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  primitivegenius

  would think that the fact that every time you went to kentucky fried chicken and he was deepthroating the drumsticks was an indicatiion something was just not right about him lol
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  AHHH, THERE IS AN EVIL MONKEY IN MY CLOSET!!!

  by XOCO in

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  2. humour

  http://http://videos.wobbit.com/funny~video-family-guy-evil-monkey-is-a-jehovah-witness~g-13002.html.

  i thought this was funny!!.

  xoco.

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  primitivegenius

  2 damn funny