Oh crumpet, ya poor little thing, we're both suffering from a bit of deprivation then, hugs for us! Yeah, id love to know what food I should be eating before bedtime, although i suspect thats an old wives tale that the society has dug up from somewhere. That comment from the youth book about not sleeping on your back or front is gold... Cos I know when Im asleep I choose what position Im going to lye in... wankers!
All sex in dangerous and sinful
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Dansk
i had one last night - yes girls get em too when deprived!
Let me say straight away that I cannot be held responsible for your thinking about me when you're asleep!
Ian
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Crumpet
Cos I know when Im asleep I choose what position Im going to lye in... wankers!
I suggest you go away and read articles from the bound volumes on "Do I have an Independent Spirit?"
alternatively we can do a scientific experiment and see if there is a significant rise in erotic dreams following consumption of certain foods. Game?
(This is experiment is not considered medically suitably for the hormonally unsound in the Manchester area - you hear me Dansk!!!!)
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chuckie77
Yeah game on crumpet... Anyone else keen to play?
Lets each pick a different rich food each night, and see after a few days whos managed to dream their way to some relief...
Are there any 'rules' we need to stick to?
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Dave_T
Dansk: "You're too late, Dave! Half of JWD have already signed up and now there's a problem finding the required virgins!"
Nietzsche once said: "A Don Juan is sent to hell: that is very naive. Is it noticed that in Heaven all the interesting people are missing?". He forgot to mention that all the experienced women will be in hell. As for me, I'll try and do my best to end up there. hehe (lubricious laugh) -
fullofdoubtnow
What does the organisation say about wet dreams? Are teenagers allowed to have them?
I don't think teenagers, or people well out of their teens for that matter, have any choice in the matter.
I remember Trev having to give the talk on masturbation when we were going through the yp book in the tms some years ago. As far as I can recall, he must have made a good job of it (the talk I mean), as he was appointed a ministerial servant not long afterwards. I have sort of teased him about it, saying he must have impressed the elders with his knowledge of the subject so much that they couldn't wait to appoint him.
He said it's probably the perfect topic for a talk, and should be given more often - after all it's a talk about w**king delivered to a bunch of w**kers, so what could be more appropriate.
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Dansk
I remember Trev having to give the talk on masturbation
Wow, I gave that talk, too! (It was all I could do to stop myself from laughing!!).
Now, what did someone say about an experiment. I've suddenly become hard of hearing!
Ian
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fullofdoubtnow
Wow, I gave that talk, too! (It was all I could do to stop myself from laughing!!).
Yes Ian, I know what you mean. Trev kept himself from laughing as well, but only just. The other brothers were laughing though, more out of relief at not having drawn the short straw and having to do the talk.
btw, good luck for tomorrow at the hospital, I will keep you in my thoughts.
Linda
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Crumpet
Are there any 'rules' we need to stick to?
Lets say it must be eaten a couple of hours before bedtime, but no more than that. What qualifies as rich foods? or shall we just choose randomly?
I'm going to have quails eggs - they sound rich and someone bought them and they need using up. I would say that one should endeavour to remain in a deprived (not DEPRAVED) state for say 4 hours before retiring and then report back... feel free to add any
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chuckie77
I don't think teenagers, or people well out of their teens for that matter, have any choice in the matter.
Hi fullofdoubtnow, that one was a tongue in cheek statement! Of course, theres nothing anyone can do to prevent themselves from dreaming about a certain topic. I could just imagine though, the society coming out with some stupid thoughts on the matter as to how to prevent them from occuring, and feeling it their right to tell people that they shouldnt be dreaming in such a way... They do it about everything else, so why not peoples sub-conscience!