You have three wishes

by John Doe 79 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    You have three, and only three. No wishing for more wishes. No wishing to know what to wish for.

    I, the genie, have the authority to grant your wish or not to grant your wish as I so choose. I only grant good wishes that are not overtly selfish, or if they are overtly selfish, I'll grant them only if they make me laugh. What are your wishes?

  • Happy Harvester
    Happy Harvester

    I wish your avatar would pull up his pants.

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    1) I wish a visit could be arranged for Trevor to meet Dawg, Roller Dave, Johnny cip. (Who else did I leave out?)

    2) I wish we all will be around to witness the demise of the WTB&TS

    3) Oh, yeah! And World Peace

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw
    I wish your avatar would pull up his pants.

    OK, now I have to clean my keyboard and screen because I spewed wine all over it when I read that post! Thanks I needed a good laugh, my computer didn't need a bath. One day I'l learn not to read threads while drinking!

    nj

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    I wish your avatar would pull up his pants.

    Your wish invokes my discretion. Fulfilled.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    1) I wish a visit could be arranged for Trevor to meet Dawg, Roller Dave, Johnny cip, and maybe Danny H. (Who else did I leave out?)

    2) I wish we all will be around to witness the demise of the WTB&TS

    3) Oh, yeah! And World Peace

    1) Too selfish. I can't assume the characters you mention would want to visit each other. 2) I can't grant that, since I can't grant eternal life, which is what would be required. 3) I'm calling bs on that one, since no one really wants world peace. Was good for a chuckle though. ;-)

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Ok exjw, I can telpathically feel your wish is to have an email with nude pictures of a famous JWD male celebrity. Wish granted.

  • journey-on
  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Ha ha ha. Maybe I should go as a genie for Halloween, huh. ;-)

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    I wish that my husband was well

    I wish that my family lived closer

    I wish that my sister would find her soulmate

    Josie

    P.S. Sorry if they're not enuff but there they are

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